http://clampfix.fanworks.net/ccd-fix/ccdfluff.txt </head><body><pre>Something really short that has been in the back of my mind for a while. I opted against doing it in actual script format, but you can pretty much get the idea. Enjoy! CLAMP Campus Detectives - Fluff! by Kristin Huntsman Setting: CLAMP Campus High School Student Government Room Characters: Nokoru Imonoyama, Suoh Takamura, Akira Ijyuin ACT I <Suoh glances at a picture of Nagisa that is on his desk> <Suoh looks at Akira, and at the picture of Utako on his desk> <Suoh looks at Nokoru's desk, where Nokoru is for once actually quietly doing paperwork - there is no picture on > <Suoh looks thoughtful> Nokoru: What is it, Suoh? Suoh (mostly to himself): Hmm... I wonder if Kaichou is gay.... <Nokoru falls behind his desk with a loud "THUD!!"> <Nokoru crawls back up, LARGE sweat drop on the side of his head> Nokoru: Su-Suoh.... ACT II Akira: 'Gay' means 'happy, right? I think Kaichou is certainly happy.... <Nokoru and Suoh stare, sweat drops beading on the sides of their heads> Nokoru: I don't think that was what Suoh meant, Akira.... Akira: Oh? What did you mean, Takamura-sempai? <Nokoru and Suoh exchange glances> Nokoru: Tell him, why don't you, Suoh? <Suoh turns bright red> Suoh: No! <Akira looks puzzled and clueless> ACT III <The three are sitting back at their desks, Nokoru and Suoh working, while Akira appears distracted> Akira (finally): Kaichou, could you please tell me what Takamura-sempai *did* mean by 'gay,' then? Nokoru: You really want to know, Akira? Akira: Yes, please. Nokoru: It might embarrass Suoh.... Suoh (ignoring them, concentrating on his paperwork): Tell him if you want. <Nokoru shrugs> Nokoru: It's when a man 'likes' another man. <Akira appears clueless> Akira: You mean like how I like you and Takamura-sempai, Kaichou? <Suoh thuds! forward onto his desk> <Nokoru laughs> Nokoru: No, not like that, Akira. More like how you 'like' Utako-san. Akira: Oh. ACT IV <Order appears to be restored; the three are peacefully doing the paperwork> Akira: ... Kaichou? Nokoru: Yes, Akira? Akira: ... *Are* you gay? <Nokoru thuds! onto his desk> </pre><p><a href="./">Back</a></p><p><a href=http://www.dreamhost.com/donate.cgi?id=216><img border=0 alt="Donate towards our web hosting bill!" src=https://secure.newdream.net/donate1.gif></a></p></body></html>