Even when I try to write something funny, someone ends up angsting or
crying. Usually both. ^_^ Anyway, as is usually the case, my brain
decided to write this fic before the many others that should have gone
in front of it. Bad brain. So, in case you don't know, my philosophy
is: SUOH & NOKORU 4-EVA!!!!! This fic takes place a few months after
they have become a couple, and about 6 months before "Answer to a
Prayer", which I posted about a month ago. (Post 4500, I believe, if
you want to take a look.) Anyway, please read & review. Comments and
suggestions can be sent to animatrix@hotmail.com. Arigatou Gozaimasu!
~ Emily-chan
P.S. Please forgive the silly title; I just came up with it, and it /
is/ past 3 in the morning. Oh yes, the seed of inspiration for this was
obviously planted by Kristin Huntsman's "Fluff!" *bows deeply*
DISCLAIMER: All characters are property of CLAMP, and I,
unfortunately, have no claim over them. This story was written for
entertainment only.
WARNINGS: Rating: PG/PG-13 Contains shounen-ai and gratuitous
blushing. And, oddly enough, a spoiler for the end of Duklyon. If any
of these things are going to scar you for life, then don't read it!
(Duh....)
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More Fun than a Catered Luncheon and Twice as Yummy
a CCD fanfic by Emily-chan
The autumn sunshine streamed in through the large main window of the
CLAMP Campus University Division Student Council room. For once,
student council president Imonoyama Nokoru actually almost deserved the
halo effect the sunlight created as it reflected off his golden hair.
Nokoru had been working diligently all day, simply because Suoh had
asked him to. After all, they /had/ goofed off all yesterday....
Suoh leaned back in his chair and smiled. He listened to the
comfortable sound of typing mixed with the click of the beads on
Akira's abacus, occasionally punctuated by the soft thump of Nokoru's
stamp. How many more of these peaceful, quiet days would the three of
them have together? For Nokoru to do his paperwork without complaining
was rare indeed. But in six months, he would graduate and take over as
the school's rijichou. Of course, Suoh and Akira would join him in
their respective duties as secretary and treasurer once they too
graduated, but Suoh knew that it wouldn't be the same. The rijichou's
job was much more hectic and demanding. Once graduation came, these
quiet days would be over.
"Hai." Akira's quiet voice brought Suoh out of his reverie. The
treasurer handed him a spreadsheet.
"Aa, arigatou, Ijyuin." Suoh turned to smile at his friend, but Akira
was already headed back to his own desk.
A frown passed over Suoh's handsome face as he studied the treasurer's
report. Ijyuin seemed distant today. He hadn't been as talkative as
usual during lunch, and whenever Suoh or Nokoru said something to him,
he appeared to not really be listening. There was definitely something
on his mind. But no notices from 20 Mensou had been reported, so what
else could it be?
Suoh shrugged. If it was important, Akira would let them know. Except
for that one secret, he never kept things to himself for long. Once he
had finished thinking over his problem, he would ask for help if he
needed it. Suoh went back to his work, satisfied that everything would
come out soon enough.
He was right.
"Kaichou," Akira finally spoke up.
"Hai," Nokoru answered absentmindedly, his eyes skimming a document
awaiting his approval.
"Are you and Takamura-senpai having an affair?"
There was a loud THUD as two chairs fell over.
"A-Akira...." Nokoru said shakily as he pulled himself to his feet. He
flipped open his fan, trying to hide the large sweatdrop working its
way down the side of his head. "Why did you ask that?"
Akira looked from Nokoru to an extremely red-faced Suoh, who was
coughing into his fist and seemed very interested in something on the
floor off to his left. "Perhaps Takamura-senpai needs some water?" the
treasurer asked.
"Iie, I'm fine," Suoh answered, still coughing. He turned his intense
golden eyes on Akira. "But why /did/ you ask that, Ijyuin?"
"Well," Akira began, "You know that yesterday I accompanied Utako-
kaichou on a visit to the Higashikunimaru Corporation. Her uncle is an
executive there, and because the company is co-sponsoring a project for
students in the high school division, she had a meeting with him."
Nokoru and Suoh both nodded. They already knew that; Suoh had insisted
that since Akira was not directly affiliated with the project, his time
would be better spent working on his treasurer duties. However, Utako
had made a request, and Nokoru refused to disappoint a lady. But what
did all that have to do with anything?
"Well, for some reason, she seemed angry with her uncle," Akira
continued. "And she seemed to not like his secretary at all. I don't
know why; she was very friendly, especially to Utako-san's uncle. I
mentioned this to Utako-san, and she said that it was because her uncle
and his secretary were probably having an affair. She said that
businessmen often have affairs with their secretaries." Akira paused.
"I wonder what kind of affair her uncle and his secretary are having?
Perhaps they're going to throw a party! Or a catered luncheon would be
nice," he mused.
Suoh and Nokoru glanced at each other. Nokoru's mouth was hidden by his
fan, but Suoh could tell that he was trying hard not to laugh.
"Anyway," Akira went on, "then Higashikunimaru-shachou came over and
said that he had overheard and Utako-san was right, and that /he/ was
also having an affair with his secretary."
Nokoru began to shake. Even Suoh was having a hard time suppressing a
smile now.
"And so," Akira concluded, "I thought, Higashikunimaru-shachou and
Shuukaidou-san are very good friends, and Shuukaidou-san is
Higashikunimaru-shachou's secretary, and they are having an affair. And
Kaichou and Takamura-senpai are also very good friends, and Takamura-
senpai is Kaichou's secretary. And I know you do a lot of things
together, so I was wondering if you were also having an affair."
Nokoru could no longer contain himself. A snicker became a giggle, and
soon his head was thrown back with loud, musical laughter. Suoh tried
to mask his grin with a forced frown of disapproval at Nokoru's lack of
restraint.
Akira blinked at his two closest friends, not understanding.
"Doushite?" he asked, his eyes troubled.
"I -- I'm sorry, Akira," Nokoru gasped between peals of laughter. "It's
just --" He gripped the edge of Akira's desk with both hands as he
doubled over with another wave of laughter. After a few minutes, the
shaking subsided, and Nokoru began to calm down. Finally, he was able
to stand up and look at Akira with an almost straight face.
"Gomen, Akira," he apologized again, wiping a tear from his eye. "True,
Suoh and I are very good friends, but I assure you, we are not," he
snickered again, "planning any 'affairs'. Besides," he pointed out,
"Suoh is not really /my/ secretary. He works for the whole CLAMP
University Division." Nokoru began to giggle again as he imagined Suoh
having an affair with the entire university division.
"Sou desu ne," Akira said thoughtfully. He sighed, sounding both
relieved and disappointed. "I thought, these businessmen are probably
under a lot of stress, like Kaichou often is, and if the affair were a
party or something fun like that, it would help to get rid of some of
it. That would be good, right?"
Nokoru nodded his head vigorously.
"But," Akira cast his eyes downward, "I was afraid that you and
Takamura-senpai were doing something and didn't want me to be part of
it."
Nokoru's smile vanished. "Akira...." He knew how much Akira hated being
left out, but he hadn't realized just how insensitive he and Suoh had
been lately. Or, rather, he hadn't wanted to realize it. The truth was,
they had hoped that Akira, in his naivete, wouldn't notice all the
extra time they were spending together. Nokoru glanced at Suoh, who
shifted his weight uncomfortably.
"It's okay." Akira tried to sound cheerful. "I know that you are closer
to each other than you are to me, because you've known each other
longer, and because of whatever happened 'that summer three years
ago'...."
"Ijyuin," Suoh sweatdropped, "that was thirteen years ago...."
"But you have been spending a lot more time together lately," Akira
continued. "Of course, I'm glad you're not avoiding each other anymore,
but...." He sighed. "I know I have no right to complain, because I have
been spending most of my free time with Utako-san." Tears welled up in
the treasurer's silver eyes. "But, I was afraid that maybe you thought
I didn't want to do things with you anymore."
Nokoru felt guiltier than ever. Akira, far too polite to come out and
say his friends were ignoring him, had shifted the blame onto himself,
when in reality, Utako had offered to do more things with him so that
Nokoru and Suoh could have some time alone together. Not that Utako
hadn't wanted to spend more time with Akira. After all, they were going
through an important stage in their relationship, too, and Nokoru knew
they both enjoyed the extra time together. But still....
Nokoru opened his mouth, but couldn't think of any words that would
assuage either Akira's hurt feelings or the guilt in his own heart.
"Ijyuin."
Nokoru looked up and was surprised to see Suoh put his hand on Akira's
shoulder.
"Kaichou and I know you far too well to ever think such a thing.
Neither of us begrudge you the time you spend with Ohkawa-san. We both
know how happy you are when you are with her. But we would never think
that your feelings for her mean that you care for us any less. Just as,
whatever happens, our feelings of friendship for you will only grow
stronger over time."
"Takamura-senpai...." Akira's eyes shimmered with tears.
Nokoru stared in amazement at the two most important people in his
life. One, a friend truly beyond compare; the other, a lover who
surpassed all his hopes and dreams. Nokoru didn't think he had ever
seen Suoh say so much to Akira at one time. In fact, he couldn't
remember Suoh ever saying so much to /anybody/ at one time. Anyone who
knew Suoh knew how precious a word from him was, especially since he
always meant what he said. For Suoh to do such a thing -- it was
obvious that he truly cared about Akira. Nokoru blinked back tears of
his own as he joined his friends.
"So," Suoh was saying, "from now on, we will make sure to do more
things together, just the three of us, right?"
"Right!" Nokoru joined in, placing his hand on Akira's other shoulder.
"And the first thing we'll do is throw a party! A huge party for all
the university students!"
"Sugoi!" laughed Akira, clapping. "What a wonderful idea, Kaichou!"
"It was yours," Nokoru reminded him cheerfully.
"Chotto," Suoh interjected. "That wasn't really what I had in mind...."
The other two ignored him.
"What do you think the theme should be, Akira?"
"Ano... it's too early for Christmas.... But if we work quickly, we
could do Halloween!"
"Perfect!"
Suoh sighed. 'There goes the rest of the day....'
* * *
"Aa!" Akira cried, looking at his watch. "It's past tea-time! I'll go
get it!" he offered happily as he jumped up from his desk and hurried
out of the room.
"Finally, time for a break!" Nokoru spun around once in his chair,
coming to a halt with his feet propped up on his desk.
"And just what makes you think that /you/ deserve a break?" Suoh leaned
sternly over Nokoru's desk.
"What?" Nokoru asked innocently. "I went back to work, didn't I?"
"Hai, you have been working, but NOT on your paperwork." From beneath
Nokoru's feet, Suoh pulled out the paper that the president had been
working on. It detailed several intricate plans for ending the affair
between Utako's uncle and his secretary and mending his relationship
with his wife. Sketches of Halloween costumes were drawn in the
margins.
"S-Suoh...."
Nokoru quickly recovered, however, and fire sparked in his eyes as he
stood up. "Suoh! How can I, a member of the CLAMP Campus Detectives,
stand by while that philandering man breaks the hearts of his wife and
niece? Surely you don't --"
"Kaichou," Suoh interrupted. "First of all, we don't even know if
Ohkawa-kaichou's uncle and his secretary are actually having an affair.
And secondly, Ohkawa-kaichou's uncle is not married."
"Ee?" asked Nokoru, caught off-balance.
"His wife died three years ago," Suoh explained. "Before his secretary
even came to work at the company. If Ohkawa-kaichou has any resentment
towards her uncle, it is probably because she feels he has betrayed the
memory of her beloved aunt. In which case, it is her problem, not
yours."
"Suoh," Nokoru asked slowly. "When did you research all of this?"
Suoh blushed slightly and looked away.
"You see," Nokoru teased. "You weren't doing council work, either!"
"I was just taking preventative measures to insure that /you/ would do
/your/ work!" Suoh protested.
"At any rate," Nokoru sat down and turned away in his chair. "this case
has been solved. However...." He glanced over his shoulder at Suoh,
blue eyes sparkling. "From now on, I would appreciate it if you did not
use student council time for detective work!"
"Kaichou...."
Nokoru laughed and spun the rest of the way around. "An affair...." he
giggled, leaning his head on the desk.
Suoh smiled in spite of himself. "His logic was not that far off," he
pointed out.
Both men were thoughtful for a moment.
Finally, Suoh voiced the question he knew they were both thinking. "Do
you think we should tell him?"
"I don't know." Nokoru shook his head as he stood up, and golden hair
sparkled in the sunlight. "I feel like it would be the right thing to
do, but... if he got that upset when he thought we were planning a
party without him, how is he going to feel when he finds out what we've
really been doing? I mean, we've got a whole separate relationship that
he'll never be part of! I --" His voice grew quiet. "I don't want to
hurt him again."
Suoh nodded. "I know Ijyuin doesn't like to be left out," he said.
"However, I think it will hurt him more that we are keeping this secret
from him. The longer we wait, the worse it will be."
Nokoru sighed. "You're right, of course, Suoh. But...." He turned away
and hung his head. He could feel tears beginning to form in his eyes.
Suoh walked around the desk and put a strong, gentle arm around his
friend's shoulders. "Why don't you just say what's really bothering
you?" he suggested, drawing Nokoru close.
Nokoru rested his head on Suoh's shoulder. After so many years of
trying to separate himself from everyone, Nokoru was always surprised
at how well the ninja knew him.
"Akira's always felt that I care more about you than I do about him,"
Nokoru began. "I've tried to make him feel like you and he are equals,
but --" His lip trembled. "Well, you ARE more important to me than he
is!" he finally admitted bitterly.
Suoh held Nokoru tightly and stroked his wavy blond hair. "It's nothing
to feel guilty about," he consoled. "Everybody has someone they love
the most. I'm sure Ijyuin cares far more for Ohkawa-san than he does
for either of us."
Nokoru pressed his face into Suoh's blazer. "I know, but how am I
supposed to tell /him/ that?" he moaned miserably.
"We'll just tell him the truth," Suoh said. "He deserves that much from
us."
Nokoru nodded. But they both knew it was not going to be as simple as
it sounded.
* * *
"I've been thinking about Utako-kaichou's uncle," Nokoru began after
Akira had returned with the tea. "Probably, when Utako-kaichou said
'affair', she meant a love affair."
"Ohhhh," Akira said. There was a moment of silence. "What's a 'love
affair'?"
Suoh nearly choked on his tea.
'Not as simple as it sounds,' Nokoru thought with a wry grin. "A love
affair," he explained, choosing his words carefully, "is when two
people have a... romantic relationship of a... ah, somewhat secretive
nature." He paused. "I was telling you the truth when I said that Suoh
and I weren't planning any affairs, but you asked if we were /having/
an affair, and, well...." Nokoru glanced at the blue-haired ninja
sitting next to him on the couch. Suoh was staring into his tea and
blushing furiously, but he nodded for Nokoru to continue.
"We are."
Akira's face lit up. "That's wonderful!" he exclaimed.
Nokoru and Suoh stared at him.
"I knew that Takamura-senpai had found someone special, but I didn't
know /you/ had a girlfriend, Kaichou!"
Suoh did choke on his tea.
"A-Akira...." Nokoru tried to regain his composure. "You don't
understand. It isn't 'Suoh and someone' and 'me and someone', it's
'Suoh and me'."
Akira became confused again. Wasn't it rather odd for two men to share
a girlfriend? He thought of his okaasans and his otousan. Kaichou and
Takamura-senpai didn't seem like the kind of people who would get
involved in that kind of relationship. 'Maybe that's why they wanted to
keep it secret,' he thought.
"So... Kaichou..."
Nokoru nodded.
"...and Takamura-senpai..."
Suoh nodded.
"...and who is the lady?"
Suoh set his teacup back down on the table. It was dangerous to try to
drink tea while explaining something to Akira.
Nokoru was becoming exasperated. "There is no lady! Look, you and
Utako-san love each other, right?" Akira nodded, blushing. "Well, Suoh
and I love each other."
"Oh!" Akira smiled brightly. "I love you and Takamura-senpai, too!"
Nokoru face-faulted onto the table.
"Not like that, Ijyuin," mumbled Suoh, who had turned about three more
shades of red.
"Hm? Like how, then?"
"Like this!" Nokoru, having given up on words, suddenly pinned Suoh to
the couch and enveloped him in a passionate kiss.
"WAAAAH!!" Akira leapt to his feet and flung his hands over his eyes.
Suoh quickly pushed Nokoru away and struggled to sit up. "What the hell
did you do that for?!" he shouted.
"Well, you weren't helping any," Nokoru sulked. "You made that big
speech earlier, just so you wouldn't have to say anything else for the
rest of the day."
Akira cautiously peered at his friends through his fingers. "Y-y-y-y-y-
you m-m-mean --" he stammered.
Nokoru nodded.
"B-b-b-b-but you're both MEN!"
"Obviously," Suoh muttered.
"B-but how can two men --"
"Quite well, actually," answered Nokoru with a devilish grin.
Akira turned bright red as he realized what his kaichou was implying.
"S-s-s-s-s-so-so-sonna --!" he cried, covering his ears.
Nokoru couldn't help but laugh. Akira really was fun to watch.
Eventually, Akira managed to sit back down, and when he could look at
his friends without blushing or stammering, he finally spoke up.
"I think I understand now," he said meekly. He gave a weak laugh. "I
guess you two really were doing something without me, after all."
"Akira." Nokoru's voice was full of concern. "Are you okay with this?
With me and Suoh feeling this way about each other?"
Akira thought about this for a moment. He had always known that Kaichou
and Takamura-senpai were closer to each other than they were to him.
But he wasn't quite sure how he felt about them being /this/ much
closer. The more he thought about it, however, the more Akira realized
that there was only one thing that really mattered.
"Kaichou!" he exclaimed, his eyes determined. He stood up and leaned
over the table so that his face was only a few inches from Nokoru's.
"What is it, Akira?" Nokoru asked nervously. One could never tell what
Akira was going to do or say next when he got like this.
"Are you happy?"
"H-hai," Nokoru answered, surprised.
"And you, Takamura-senpai?" Akira asked, turning to Suoh.
"Hai." Suoh smiled and reached for Nokoru's hand. "Very much so."
Akira sighed and sat back down. "Then I am happy, too." He smiled at
his two best friends and sipped his tea.
* * *
Suoh gritted his teeth. It would be /much/ easier to concentrate on
student council work if the sounds of typing and stamping weren't
constantly being punctuated by little 'ano's from Akira and Nokoru's
ensuing infectious giggling. Suoh looked at his watch. In about two
seconds....
"Ano...."
Right on time.
"So, Kaichou and Takamura-senpai are...."
"Yes, Ijyuin."
"But, can a man and a man really...."
"YES, Ijyuin."
'Mattaku.' He was glad, of course, that Akira was back to his usual
self, but Suoh really could have done without the embarrassing
questions every five minutes. And why was /he/ the one who had to
answer them? He glared over at Nokoru's desk. Without even looking up,
Nokoru flipped open his fan, on which he had somehow managed to squeeze
'I'd help you out, but I'm busy innocently doing my paperwork.' Suoh
sighed. 'Mattaku.'
"Aa! So, Higashikunimaru-shachou and Shuukaidou-san are also --"
A smile crept across Suoh's face. "Yes, Ijyuin."
"Ohhhh. That explains a lot." Akira giggled. "That /really/ explains a
lot!"
Nokoru burst into laughter. Even Suoh couldn't help himself as he
joined his two friends. They laughed until their heads hurt, and then
they continued to laugh, until they were all gasping for air. It was
good to be young, and to spend a beautiful autumn day with your best
friends, and to know that they would always be your friends, no matter
what might happen.
'Maybe it's not so bad,' Suoh thought as the laughter died down. 'I
really wouldn't change Ijyuin for anything.' The trio returned to their
work. Ten minutes passed quietly, then twenty. Suoh began to relax,
thinking that Akira must have finally gotten it out of his system.
"Ano...."
'Oh, for the love of Kami-sama....'
"So, are the two of you ever going to tell me what happened 'that
summer three years ago'?"
THUD!
~ owari ~
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