http://clampfix.fanworks.net/ccd-fix/ooc.txt </head><body><pre>In response to Seimei's request: These fanfics have been up on my website for a while now, but for some reason I never got around to posting them. There are 3 individual ones, but they're too short to go up separately, so here you go, all at once. Warning: these are extremely silly and serve no purpose whatsoever. If you want a serious one with an actual plot-type thing, I could put up _Conflicts of Interest_, which I thought I already had, but a search through the archives seems to prove me wrong. Or has it disappeared from them? Oh well. Hope you enjoy them/it, Jaelle. *** Out of Character 1: Akira Ijyuin A short silly CCD fanfic by Jaelle *** *flips fan* Disclaimer: The characters herein belong to CLAMP, and CLAMP alone, I am merely a vessel for insanity involving their characters and mean no infringement upon their sacred ownership. *** "Kaichou," Suoh Takamura pleaded. "Will you PLEASE do your paperwork." "Ah Suoh," Nokoru Imonoyama fanned himself gently. "I will! But it's just so beautiful outside..." "Oh for FUCK'S sake Kaichou!" Akira Ijyuin yelled. "Will you just do the FUCKING paperwork!!!" Stunned silence. "W... what did you just say Ijyuin?" Suoh asked in a weak voice. Akira blinked at him. "I said, 'It's just like Kaichou to want to admire nature's beauty'." "Oh!" Nokoru and Suoh stared at him. "Of... of course that's what you said!" Nokoru sighed in relief. "For a moment there I thought... ummm..." Akira blinked at them both. "Thought what?" he asked. Nokoru and Suoh exchanged glances. Naaahhh... "You know," said Nokoru. "Perhaps I _will_ do that paperwork." "Yes. Work." Suoh agreed. Without a further word the two boys went straight to their respective desks and began working as hard as they could. Akira turned away and began to prepare the tea, a small smile playing on his lips. He'd been wanting to do that for YEARS!!! The End. *** Out of Character 2: Suoh Takamura A short silly CCD fanfic by Jaelle *** *flips fan* Disclaimer: The characters herein belong to CLAMP, and CLAMP alone, I am merely a vessel for insanity involving their characters and mean no infringement upon their sacred ownership. *** Nokoru Imonoyama leaned out further. "Little closer... little closer..." His hands reached his target. "Aha!" "Yay!" cheered a voice from below as he snagged the hat. Grinning, he looked down, just as he felt an ominous crack below. "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!" He yelled as the branch he was standing on snapped. Branches whizzed past him as he fell. With a thud, he landed on something soft. "Owww..." He sat up. "Kaichou!" A voice wheezed from below him. "Suoh!" Nokoru scrambled up off his best friend and personal bodyguard. "Are you alright?" "I'm fine," Suoh Takamura said, standing up slowly. He took a deep breath, then glared at his Kaichou sternly. "Kaichou! Please be more careful!" He scolded. "You could have been severely injured!" "Sorry Suoh," Nokoru apologised with a smile. "But a lady was in distress!" Smiling, he turned and proffered the hat, still in his grip although somewhat battered, to the little blonde girl beside him. "Oh thank you," she whispered. "You were so brave to climb all the way up there." "Not at all!" Nokoru beamed at her. "Goodbye!" He waved after the little girl, who ran to join her two friends. "Kaichou, why didn't you wait for me?" Suoh demanded exasperatedly. "You KNOW full well how unathletic you are!" "Ah but Suoh," a mock smile spread over Nokoru's face. "When a lady is in distress, how can I wait to her solve her problems? And when a lady is unhappy, how can I wait to ease her sorrow? And when a lady has lost her hat up in a tree, how can I wait for someone else when it's so easy to just climb up and get it." He rubbed his back. "Though the trip down wasn't so good." "Kaichou!" Suoh yelled. "You... you..." His face blew up alarmingly. Nokoru wondered if he had finally gone too far. Last time he had put himself into jeopardy, he had been confined to the Council rooms for the rest of the day. The time before that, Suoh had scolded him for the better part of an hour. And the time before THAT, the paperwork had almost filled the Council Room to the brim. He shuddered to think what the ninja secretary would think up this time. "You..." Suoh suddenly threw his hands up into the air and screamed. "BIG DUMB MORON!" Then he burst into laughter. *Oh dear,* thought Nokoru. *I think he's lost it. Maybe I landed on him too hard.* "Not... not so good on the way down... hahahahahahaha..." Suoh clasped his sides and laughed and laughed and laughed. Tears ran down his cheeks. "Not so good on the way down!!!!" Suddenly grabbing Nokoru's head, Suoh administered a good noogie, and then released the other boy. "Ah, what a beautiful day it is!" He declared, walking off. Nokoru gaped after him. "What... what the heck???" The End *** Out of Character 3: Nokoru Imonoyama A short silly CCD fanfic by Jaelle *** *flips fan* Disclaimer: The characters herein belong to CLAMP, and CLAMP alone, I am merely a vessel for insanity involving their characters and mean no infringement upon their sacred ownership. *** The figure slunk out of the shadows and sprinted across the courtyard. Suddenly, huge spotlights flipped on and illuminated him. "Argh!" he cried. Two boys rushed out in front of him and grabbed his arms as he brought them up to shield his eyes. "Just as I thought," a sweet voice spoke. "The criminal returned to the scene of his crime." The criminal lowered his arms and glared at the golden-haired boy now standing before him. Two girls flanked him on either side, glaring as one. "Sabotaging the girls' gymnastics gear is a crime I cannot forgive!" Nokoru Imonoyama proclaimed, flipping open his fan. Suoh Takamura and Akira Ijyuin gripped the man's arms tighter as their Kaichou approached. "You might have even gotten away with it had you tidied up properly the first time... Aikawa-san!" Nokoru pointed his fan at the man. There was a startled gasp from the rest of the group. "Aikawa-san?" Nagisa Azuya and Utako Ohkawa repeated dumbly, their eyes widening. Reaching up, Suoh wrenched the balaclava off the figure. There was a pause. "Um, Kaichou. It's not Aikawa-san." Suoh said slowly. "Ah ha ha," Nokoru laughed. "Well, that'll teach me to make guesses." There was a loud thud as the group facefaulted. The End *** Alternative Ending: "You might have even gotten away with it had you tidied up properly the first time... Aikawa-san!" Nokoru pointed his fan at the man. There was a startled gasp from the rest of the group. "Aikawa-san?" Nagisa Azuya and Utako Ohkawa repeated dumbly, their eyes widening. Reaching up, Suoh wrenched the balaclava off the figure. Nokoru smiled. Hikaru Aikawa snarled at the assembled group. "Yes I did it!" he yelled. "I admit it! And I'd've gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for you lousy kids!" "Hmph," said Nokoru. "Take him away CLAMP Security!" As the saboteur was led off the CLAMP Detectives surrounded Nokoru. "Incredible Kaichou, that you managed to work out it was Aikawa-san." Akira gushed. "Just like Nokoru-sama to work it out," Utako said. "Nokoru-sama is ALWAYS right," Nagisa agreed. "I would never have suspected Aikawa-san." "How _did_ you work it out Kaichou?" Suoh asked. "Ah ha ha!" Nokoru laughed, and flipped his fan around. *A lucky guess!* It proclaimed. There was a loud thud as the group facefaulted. The End (again).</pre><p><a href="./">Back</a></p><p><a href=http://www.dreamhost.com/donate.cgi?id=216><img border=0 alt="Donate towards our web hosting bill!" src=https://secure.newdream.net/donate1.gif></a></p></body></html>