http://clampfix.fanworks.net/others/message.txt </head><body><pre>Title: "Leave a Message..." Series: Angelic Layer Genre: Humor, hourfic Rating: PG Synopsis: The hypothetical answering machine messages for the cast of Mobile Angel Angelic Layer. Notes: Yes, I know the angels aren't alive. Based more on the anime than the manga. Disclaimer: "Hi, you have reached 20 Mensou Fanfic Studio. If you are calling in regards to the ownership of Angelic Layer(tm), the series belongs to CLAMP and the other copyright owners, and NOT our studio. This is a non-profit fanfiction organization. If you have any other comments or questions please leave a message after the beep. Thank you for calling." *** "LEAVE A MESSAGE..." by Lan "Hi! This is Suzuhara Misakichi! I'm not here right now but you can probably find me at an Angelic Layer battle, tournament, or shopping at the nearest Piffle Princess store. You can leave a message after the beep and Hikaru and I will try our hardest to get back to you as soon as possible. Thank you!" "Misaki-sama, how does this work again? Is this the start button? Um, oh-okay. Hi! This is Hikaru! You can leave a message after the machine beeps. Bye-bye now! Uh, bye. Bye. Misaki-sama, I can't turn off the machi~iiine!" "Hey there! Tamayo speaking. I'm out right now so if you wanna contact me you'll hafta leave your name and number after the beep, `kay? *pause* Kotarou-chan? Kotarou-chan? Damnit, press the button Kotarou-chan!" "Um, hi. This is Kobayashi Kotarou. As you can tell I'm not home so leave a beep after the message. No! Wait! I mean leave a message after the beep! UhthanksforcallingandIwillcallyoubacklaterbye!" "This is Wizard. Please leave a message. Thank you." "Ah! You've reached Icchan! I'm not here right because I'm most likely stalking little girls, getting arrested for being a pervert, stealing food from stray cats, using dangerous experimental technology on innocent victims, or punishing my assistant for being a such a naughty boy. At any rate if you've gotta sick desire to take the place of any the poor souls I've just mentioned leave me your name and address, and the top secret Angelic Layer Intelligence Squad will abduct you as soon as possible. Have a kickass day!" "Good afternoon, you have reached the Extraordinary Kindergartener Kobayashi Hatoko. I regret that at this point in time that I cannot reach you. However if you leave a message, your name and number after the appropriate number I am sure that I will be able to contact you as soon as possible. In regards to Angelic Layer Battle challenges please press (1). If your message is in regards to Angelic Layer Strategies and Techniques please press (2) or better yet you may consider purchasing my book entitled `Angelic Layer Strategies and Techniques by Kobayashi Hatoko.' In regards to fan mail and/or autographed glossies please press (3). If you're my big brother please press (4) even though I'll probably see you at dinner tonight. If you're that beautiful, awe-inspiring, positively angelic idiot savant Suzuhara Misaki, don't leave a message I'll be right over! Love to all my admirers!" "This is Suzuka the Mighty. You WILL leave a message. I MAY get back to you."</pre><p><a href="./">Back</a></p><p><a href=http://www.dreamhost.com/donate.cgi?id=216><img border=0 alt="Donate towards our web hosting bill!" src=https://secure.newdream.net/donate1.gif></a></p></body></html>