http://clampfix.fanworks.net/poetry/clampdays.txt </head><body><pre>Christmas Songfic ahead, and much random silliness..... "The CLAMP Days of Christmas* After Shogo and Idomu crashed the annual CLAMP Christmas party and spiked the 'nog, events quickly got out of hand.... Imonoyama Nokoru: And let the first annual Christmas Carol Parody Competition get underway! Judges, ready your scorecards. Performers will be judged both on their singing skills and the humor quotient of their individual verse! Seishirou: On the First Day of Christmas, My true love gave to me A corpse under a sakura tree Kotori: On the Second Day of Christmas, My true love gave to me Two Kamui and A corpse under a sakura tree. Clef: On the Third Day of Christmas, My true love gave to me Three Magic Knights, Two Kamui and A corpse under a sakura tree. Kazuhiko: On the Fourth Day of Christmas My true love gave to me One four-leaf Clover Three Magic Knights, Two Kamui and A corpse under a sakura tree. Sakura: On the Fifth Day of Christmas My true love gave to me Five Clow Cards One four-leaf Clover Three Magic Knights, Two Kamui and A corpse under a sakura tree Kujaku: On the Sixth Day of Christmas My true love gave to me Six Knights of legend, Five Clow Cards One four-leaf Clover Three Magic Knights, Two Kamui and A corpse under a sakura tree Kanoe: On the Seventh Day of Christmas My true love gave to me Seven Dragons of Earth Six Knights of legend, Five Clow Cards One four-leaf Clover Three Magic Knights, Two Kamui and A corpse under a sakura tree Hinoto: On the Eighth Day of Christmas My true love gave to me Eight fated happenings Seven Dragons of Earth Six Knights of legend, Five Clow Cards One four-leaf Clover Three Magic Knights, Two Kamui and A corpse under a sakura tree Subaru: On the Ninth Day of Christmas My true love gave to me Nine years of angsting Eight fated happenings Seven Dragons of Earth Six Knights of legend, Five Clow Cards One four-leaf Clover Three Magic Knights, Two Kamui and A corpse under a sakura tree Ashura: On the Tenth Day of Christmas My true love gave to me Ten senseless deaths Nine years of angsting Eight fated happenings Seven Dragons of Earth Six Knights of legend, Five Clow Cards One four-leaf Clover Three Magic Knights, Two Kamui and A corpse under a sakura tree Hokuto: On the Eleventh Day of Christmas My true love gave to me Eleven tasteful outfits Ten senseless deaths Nine years of angsting Eight fated happenings Seven Dragons of Earth Six Knights of legend, Five Clow Cards One four-leaf Clover Three Magic Knights, Two Kamui and A corpse under a sakura tree Kakyou: On the Twelfth Day of Christmas My true love gave to me Twelve mystic visions Eleven scary outfits Ten senseless deaths Nine years of angsting Eight fated happenings Seven Dragons of Earth Six Knights of legend, Five Clow Cards One four-leaf Clover Three Magic Knights, Two Kamui and A corpse under a sakura tree. Much rather dubious applause follows. Idomu: What did the judges decide? Kujaku *grinning*: To hang the Imonoyama by his ankles for promoting such a crazy idea. Suoh: All in favor? A mad kerfuffle ensues and we will leave our CLAMP characters to their party before Fuuma is tempted to try performing party tricks with the Shinken. Truth</pre><p><a href="./">Back</a></p><p><a href=http://www.dreamhost.com/donate.cgi?id=216><img border=0 alt="Donate towards our web hosting bill!" src=https://secure.newdream.net/donate1.gif></a></p></body></html>