http://clampfix.fanworks.net/poetry/seishirou.txt </head><body><pre>This is another song I’ve never actually heard before, so for the first bit of it I tried to match #s of syllables but that got really tedious so the rest of it is just whatever I thought fit. Most of this got changed, the nastier bits are probably original lines from the song, and all the f*** words or similar got replaced by “damn” or something close. Once again, this is rough draft, and I think there are parts that sound awkward, so C+C much appreciated. 0.o that was a loooooooong sooooooong. . . ~Sakiko Mitsukawa/Tokikaze Disclaimer: The song was stolen from someone, the characters don’t belong to me, don’t sue me ‘cause I’ll laugh and hand over my two dollars. **=side comments THE REAL SEISHIROU May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Seishirou please stand up? I repeat, will the real Seishirou please stand up? We’re gonna have a problem here. . . Y'all act like you never seen an assassin before Subaru against the tree, his grandma just burst in the door And sent the bird to save her grandson from the morgue His sister came next, dressed up in the shikifuku It was the return of the. . . “Ah, wait, no way, you’re kidding, he didn’t just kill poor Hokuto, did he?” And Hokuto said. . .nothing you idiots! Hokuto’s dead, she’s locked up in my tree! And damn Fuuma’s a Sei wannabe “Monou, I’m sick of him Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what *His wannabe sunglasses!* Flippin the you-know who,” *Kamui? (sweatdrop)* “Yeah, but he’s so cute though!” Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws *woo-hoo!* up in my head loose *oh. Gee.* But no worse, than what’s goin on in Satsuki’s computer Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can’t And I got killed too soon in the X movie “I’m chasin’ Subaru, I’m chasin’ Subaru” And if I’m lucky, I’ll catch him we’ll have somethin’ to do And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what yaoi is Of course they gonna know what shounen-ai is By the time they hit fouth grade They got the CLAMP tankouban don’t they? “We ain’t nothing but characters. . .” Well, some of us cannibals *the Tree!!! The Tree!* who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if Kanoe and Satsuki can be nasty then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope And if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote *leers at Subaru* Karen wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes I’m Seishirou, yes I’m the real Sei-chan All you other Seishirou’s are just imitating So won’t the real Seishirou please stand up, please stand up, please stand up? I’m Seishirou, yes I’m the real Sei-chan All you other Seishirou’s are just imitating So won’t the real Seishirou please stand up, please stand up, please stand up? Kanoe don’t gotta kill to feed a tree and end the world; Well I do, so damn her and Hinoto too! You think I give a damn about the Dragons? Half of them can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me “But Sei, what if you guys win, wouldn’t it be weird?” Why? So I can stand on a tower with those losers? So I can spend forever hangin’ with Satsuki? Damn, Kanoe better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Yuuto and Fuuma *the Sei-wannabe*, the worst! And hear ‘em argue over who she went after first Damn Fuuma, trying to be like me “Yeah, he’s cute, but I think he’s after Kamui, hee-hee!” I should download his audio on MP3 And show the whole world how freaking weird ‘s he I’m sick of all those little boys and girls *except Subaru (he leers)*, all they do is annoy me So I have been sent here to destroy them That MY killing style they’re all trying to copy (People trying) to cuss like me; who just don’t give a damn like me who dress like me; walk, talk, and act like me and just might be the next best thing but not quite me! I’m Seishirou, yes I’m the real Sei-chan All you other Seishirou’s are just imitating So won’t the real Seishirou please stand up, please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you things you joke about with your friends inside your living room The only difference is I got the guts to say it in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all I just get on the page and just do it And whether or not you like to admit it you know you like it Better than ninty percent of those wannabes try And you wonder how can kids eat up these manga like valiums *Treize!* It’s funny; cause at the rate I was goin’ if I’d reached forty I’d’ve been the only person in the story Still chasin’ my man, and still killing Well, you know, to feed my tree, it’s still for workin And every single person is a Seishirou lurkin He could be workin at the park, touching the Sakura tree Or in the parkin lot, circling Screaming “Forever Love!” With his windows down and his system up So, will the real Seishirou please stand up? And take a cigarette in his hand and light up? And be proud to be a killer and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I’m Seishirou, yes I’m the real Sei-chan All you other Seishirou’s are just imitating So won’t the real Seishirou please stand up, please stand up, please stand up? I’m Seishirou, yes I’m the real Sei-chan All you other Seishirou’s are just imitating So won’t the real Seishirou please stand up, please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha Guess there's a Seishirou in all of us Damn it, let's all stand up</pre><p><a href="./">Back</a></p><p><a href=http://www.dreamhost.com/donate.cgi?id=216><img border=0 alt="Donate towards our web hosting bill!" src=https://secure.newdream.net/donate1.gif></a></p></body></html>