http://clampfix.fanworks.net/poetry/seuss.txt </head><body><pre>OK. I know someone must have done this before, but here is my version. ____________________________________________________________ All characters etc belong to CLAMP, Dr. Seuss wrote Green eggs and ham. _____________________________________________________________ Dr. Seuss Does CLAMP - book 1 CLAMP-I-am by miai I am CLAMP CLAMP I am CLAMP-I-am CLAMP-I-am I do not get that CLAMP-I-am Do you like petals and swords? They make me bored, CLAMP-I-am I do not get petals and swords. Would you like them in girls or boys? I would not like them in girls or boys. I would not like them in genderless androids. I do not like petals and swords. I just don't get them, CLAMP-I-am. Would you like them in a school? Would you like them from a man who's cruel? I do not get them in a school; I would not like them from a man who's cruel. I do not like them in girls or boys. I do not like them as fancy toys. I do not like petals and swords. I do not get them, CLAMP-I-am. Would you understand swords in Ashura's hand? Or in Cefiro-- a far of land? Not in it's hand! Nor far off land! Not in a pool! Or from man who's cruel! I would not get them in girls or boys! I would not like them in androids! I do not get petals and swords. I do not like them CLAMP-I-am! Would you, could you with sentai? Love those costumes Duklyon boy! I would not, could not, with sentai. You may understand them. You will see. You may get them, in a movie! I would not, could not in a movie Not even if it was X 3033! Not in it's hand! Nor far off land! Not in a pool! Or from man who's cruel! I would not get them in girls or boys! I would not like them in androids! I do not get petals and swords. I do not like them CLAMP-I-am! A card! A card! A card! A card! Could you, would you, catch sword's card? Not with sentai! Not in a movie! Not in a card! Now let me be! I would not, could not in a pool! I would not, could not from a man who's cruel! I will not get it in a land that's far. I will not get it in Ashura's hand! I will not get it in girls or boys. I will not get it in androids! I will not get petals and swords, I do not like them CLAMP-I-am. Say! In stories dark? Here we are, Ueno Park! Would you, could you, in stories so dark? I would not, could not in stories dark. Would you, could you in Hikaru's mech? I would not, could not, in a mech. No story dark. no sentai plain. Not in a card, not in movies. I do not like them, CLAMP, you see. Not in a hand. Not in a far off land. Not in a school. Not from a man so cruel. I do not like them in girls OR boys I do not like them in androids. You do not like petals and swords? I do not like them CLAMP-I-am. Could you, would you, with destiny wrote? I would not, could not with destiny wrote. Would you, could you, with boys in waistcoats? I could not, would not with boys in waistcoats. I will not, will not, with destiny wrote. I will not get them in a story so dark. I will not get them Hikaru's mech. Not in a card. Not in a movie. Not with a sentai. Now let me be. I do not get them in a school. I do not want them from a man who's cruel. I will not get them in Ashura's hand. I will not get them in Cefiro, the far off land. I do not like them in girls or boys. I do not like them in androginous androids. I do not get petals and swords. I do not get them in stories you share! I do not understand them ANYWHERE! I do not comprehend petals and swords! I do not like them, CLAMP-I-am. You do not like them, so you say. But read CLAMP. Read CLAMP! And you may. Read them, and you may, we say. CLAMP! If you will let me be, I will read them. You will see. Say! I like petals and swords! I do, I understand, CLAMP-I-am. etc. ^_^ miai</pre><p><a href="./">Back</a></p><p><a href=http://www.dreamhost.com/donate.cgi?id=216><img border=0 alt="Donate towards our web hosting bill!" src=https://secure.newdream.net/donate1.gif></a></p></body></html>