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Title: The Game of You
Authors: Epeeblade and Shinri
Part: Chapter 3 of Part 1
Rating: PG for now
Summary: In an alternate Universe, Subaru seeks to subdue the
Sakurazukamori...by marrying him...
Website: http://www.geocities.com/epeeblade/fanfics/game
The Game of You
Chapter 3
Sometimes Subaru really couldn't stand his sister. He pulled his
lighter out of its drawer and lit the cigarette he had pulled out in
frustration. Of all things, an aphrodisiac! If they didn't look so
much alike, he would have thought his twin had been switched at birth.
Seishirou-san must think I'm some kind of freak, he mused, blowing
out smoke thoughtfully. And as for Fuuma and Kamui, he didn't even
know where to begin making amends with them. Perhaps Hokuto's book
would have some advice for apologizing. Now where had he hidden that
away?
Wincing, he slid off the kitchen stool he had perched on. His hip
still stung quite a bit after Seishirou's hasty leap the night
before. If he hadn't gotten hurt, what could have happened?
Perhaps Seishirou would have kissed his hip, to make it better,
sliding his hands teasingly about Subaru's waist, maybe dipping
beneath the band of Subaru's pants, their skin meeting with an
electric tingle...
The cigarette falling out of his salivating mouth caught Subaru's
attention. He grabbed it before it could burn his apartment and
killed it in a nearby ashtray. Boy if he didn't get married and laid
soon, he'd explode.
To distract himself from these thoughts, he pulled out the book from
beneath the couch cushions and flipped to the fifth rule.
"Ladies, never ever say you're sorry. Always expect gifts and
apologies from the man. After all, if he doesn't know what he did
wrong, he doesn't deserve for you to explain it to him. This will
keep up the feminine mystique and ensure that he is always kept on
his toes."
Subaru frowned, this sounded more and more like some really bad
advice.
Someone gently thumped at his door, "Come in!" Subaru called, he was
really in too much pain to actually get up and answer the door.
A head of mussed dark hair poked itself in, then twisted to find
Subaru on the couch. "Subaru!"
"Hi Kamui," he smiled at the young man, "Come on in. Is Fuuma still
mad at me?"
The teenager slid into the apartment, sliding the door closed with a
gentle click. "I think so. He can hold a bit of a grudge."
"I see. Were he and Seishirou-san dating?" he asked, almost not
wanting to hear the answer. For the Sakurazukamori to be corrupting
and sleeping with teenage boys seemed much too much even for the
lusty assassin.
"Oh no," Kamui straightened his school uniform, crossing the room to
sit beside Subaru. "I just think he had a terrible crush on him.
Subaru, could I ask you some questions?"
"Sure, Kamui, we've been neighbors for a year now, I'd like to think
we're friends." The Sumeragi said in his soft gentle voice.
"Um, ok." The boy looked embarrassed and a cute blush appeared on his
cheeks. "Well, you know I don't have a father I can go too, I never
knew mine..."
Subaru nodded sympathetically, encouraging the boy to go on.
"And I'm fifteen now, so, like would youtellmeaboutsexandstuff?"
Subaru could feel his face burning. Of all things, why did Kamui have
to come to him about the subject which he knew the least about? He
cleared his throat and opened his mouth. Then closed it again. He had
no idea what to say.
Fortunately the phone rang. "I've got the get that!" he squawked,
ignoring the pain in his side as he leapt up and ran to the phone,
slamming into the countertop as he did so. "Yes!" he said
breathlessly into the phone.
"Ah, Subaru-kun, so please to hear from me?" A deep manly voice
murmured huskily from the other side of the line.
"S-Seishirou-san!" Subaru exclaimed. "Um, hello." He took a few deep
breaths to calm himself, and hoped he didn't sound desperate. "What
did you want?" he asked, hoping to sound aloof and as if he had
nothing to apologize for.
"I would like to see you again. Perhaps we should go out for some ice
cream."
"I don't think that would be a good idea." There you go Subaru, he
cheered himself, get a backbone!
The voice on the other end paused, "Are you sure you really want to
reject me, Subaru?" Seishirou continued.
"Um, no!" Subaru cried before he could stop himself, "I mean, that
is..."
Seishirou chuckled, "I'll meet you at Ueno Park in an hour. Near the
ice cream vendor."
Subaru hung up the phone, feeling disturbed and out of sorts. Had
Seishirou guessed that Subaru was attempting to subdue him by
marriage? Or was he upset about the whole aphrodisiac thing? He
mentally cursed his sister again and turned to nearly run over Kamui,
who had entered the kitchen. "Oh, sorry Kamui, I really have to go.
Maybe we could continue this discussion some other time?"
Kamui's gorgeous violet eyes began to gleam, "Oh, ok Subaru."
Sniff. "I'll see you later then."
Subaru let Kamui out, wondering if the boy was catching a cold.
Teenagers, he thought, they don't take care of themselves.
***
Subaru waited on a bench, a little out of the way of the Ice Cream
vendor. He wanted to watch Seishirou enter the park, and had set his
shinigami out for this purpose. The entire situation seemed to be
falling apart, and that bad feeling he had earlier had not gone away,
in fact, it seemed to be worse.
And to top it off, his hip hurt even worse now than it had that
morning.
"I believe this was yours."
Subaru whirled around, Seishirou was behind him, holding a white slip
of paper, one of Subaru's ofuda. One of his shinigami ofuda. "You
seem to have dropped it." Seishirou's amber eyes glittered
dangerously.
/He knows who I am./ Subaru thought helplessly, as he looked up
mesmerized by that handsome face. /But does he know that I know what
he is? Or does his think that I know, but if I pretend I don't know
will he think I don't?/ "Um, thank you." He said, taking the ofuda
from the older man's hand, feeling his skin tingle as his fingers
brushed against Seishirou.
Seishirou sat next to Subaru, pulling a pack of cigarettes out of his
suit jacket. He lit one, then offered the pack to Subaru, who
accepted. Subaru sighed and decided to ignore the book's advice for
once, "I'm sorry about last night. My sister gave me that recipe and
I had no idea that it would, I mean, exactly what was in it."
"Perhaps we could try our date again." The elder mused, "This time,
at my place."
Subaru shivered at the sound of Seishirou's voice. The man exuded
sex. "That's, well, I mean, you're very um attractive Seishirou-san,
but, ah, I'm saving myself for....ah!" he exhaled as his hip began to
throb sharply.
"Subaru-kun?"
Subaru curled into himself, trying to hold back the pain. Perhaps
walking all the way to the park had made it worse. It was so sharp,
he couldn't breathe, though he attempted to gulp down some air. He
supposed he was hyperventilating, he thought disjointedly as dark
spots began to appear before his eyes.
"Subaru-kun!" He heard before he keeled over and passed out.
***
Seishirou blinked as his arms were suddenly filled with the dead
weight the young man had suddenly become. Well, this certainly wasn't
good and while he didn't mind Subaru fainting into his arms, he would
rather it hadn't happened because the boy was in severe pain.
Carefully, he lifted the young man and carried him to his car,
settling him into the passenger seat.
Under his breath, Subaru began to mumble as Seishirou drove to the
nearest hospital. "What's that Subaru-kun?" he asked gently, hoping
to get a repeat.
"Wanna marry you."
Well, now that was certainly an interesting thing to say while
delirious. Perhaps the young Sumeragi head didn't know his identity.
After last night's fiasco, he had been certain the young man had
drugged his food on purpose, so he did some digging. To his surprise,
his Subaru wasn't just /a/ Sumeragi, he was /the/ Sumeragi. The only
conclusion he could come to was that the omnyouji had set him up.
However, recent events supported the conclusion that Subaru didn't
know he was the Sakurazukamori.
That would make things interesting indeed.
***
Seishirou climbed up the steps to Subaru's apartment, careful to
avoid Fuuma and Kamui's doorway. He had dropped Subaru off at the
hospital, and the staff had asked him to pick up some clothing and
toiletries for the young man.
This would be the perfect opportunity to scope out the Sumeragi's
place. The door opened easily to his experienced touch, some things
about being an assassin definitely came in handy.
The door wasn't warded at all, and he couldn't find any other wards
as he entered. Curious. Perhaps the boy only put them up as he slept?
It would be foolish to have no protection at all. He scoured the
bedroom, taking a pair of Subaru's pajamas (cute things they were
too, covered with little brown bears.) and ransacking the closet.
There was nothing suspicious here, other than the overwhelming ratio
of black and gray clothes. He pulled several necessities out of the
bathroom, deciding that perhaps Subaru wasn't necessarily going to
have his plans laid out on paper for him.
That's when he nearly tripped over something in the living
room. "What is this?" he murmured, picking up the tiny book. "'How to
get a man, 7 surefire rules to your heart's desire.' Interesting." He
began to flip through the book, then paled considerably. "No sex
until marriage? How horrible!"
He placed the book where he had found it, before leaving Subaru's
apartment. /Well, Subaru, if you really want me so terribly, you
might get more than you bargained for. After all, two can play at
that game."
tbc
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