Title: The Game of You
Authors: Epeeblade and Shinri
Part: Chapter 5 of Part 1
Rating: R for some perversion.
Summary: In an alternate Universe, Subaru seeks to subdue the
Sakurazukamori...by marrying him...
Website: http://www.geocities.com/epeeblade/fanfics/game
The Game of You
Part 1 - Courtship
Chapter 5 - The Game is Up
"Well, Kamui, if you wanted to know about Sex, you should have just
asked /me/." Seishirou said, amused at the young teen's earnest
question to Subaru. He edged slightly closer to Subaru, who was
huddled to the headboard of the hospital bed, his thin hospital sheet
clenched to his chin.
"S-Seishirou-san!" Subaru gasped out, "You can't..."
"Why not, Subaru, I'm sure I'd know much more than you, since you're
a virgin and all." Seishirou continued smoothly.
Fuuma looked at Subaru critically, "You're a 25-year-old virgin?"
Subaru ducked under the sheets and wished they would all go away.
The door to his hospital room creaked open slowly. "I'm afraid you're
all going to have to leave. It's time for Sumeragi-san's sponge bath."
"And we can't stay?" Kamui asked despondently, earning himself a
sharp glare from Seishirou.
Subaru peaked out of his hiding place to regard the two nurses who
had come to rescue him.
"No, you most certainly can NOT stay, Nurse Shinri and I have plenty
of work to do!" The second nurse scolded and ushered the three men
out of the hospital room.
The first turned to Subaru and smiled, though that smile did not
reassure Subaru any. "Ok, hon, get naked and turn over!"
Subaru gulped.
***
Seishirou paced impatiently around his maboroshi, the Sakura tree, as
usual, at the center. "I must get laid," Seishirou mused to
himself, "Subaru will of course, be mine. But how shall I do him,
once I capture him?"
/You sure that aphrodisiac's worn off?/ The tree commented quietly.
"It's not that," Seishirou dismissed the tree's concern. "He's the
first thing I've ever wanted that I couldn't have! How can he be
resisting my charm? My rugged good looks," The Sakurazukamori blew
into his palm and then sniffed, "Does my breath smell? Maybe I should
carry breath mints."
The tree's blossom filled branches shook with amusement.
"Is something funny?" Seishirou snapped.
/Oh, nothing, just you, making a fool out of yourself for this boy./
"I am not!" he protested. "I am merely frustrated, sexually
frustrated, if you get my meaning, filled with such insatiable wanton
longing deep within the loins of my lust ...."
/Ok, I get it! What you need is a plan to get him into bed. Then the
head of the Sumeragi will be yours! Wha ha hahahahha!/
Seishirou ignored the tree's insane laughter and continued to
pace, "If he is committed to following the rest of this `book', he
will refuse my advances until marriage..." he paused and stopped in mid-
step. "That's it! If I propose to Subaru-kun and then, /pretend/ to
marry him, he'll fall into my bed like the young virgin he is! It
will be perfect!" Seishirou began to rub his hands together in
anticipation.
/Oh great, what did you base that plan on? A goofy American sitcom?/
"It's crazy, but it just might work! I don't see you coming up with
anything better." Seishirou admonished.
The Sakura answered coyly, /I think you just might find Subaru a
little more susceptible to your advances, now that I've spoken to
him./
"Oh no, gods no. What did you tell him?!" Seishirou demanded. He
began to pace again, cursing meddling trees who didn't know better
than to stay out of his love life.
/Hey, I'm a tree! Do you think I get any sex besides what I live
vicariously through you? Give me a break!/
Seishirou whirled around, "You told him about the water – blowjob
thing, didn't you!" he accused.
/Well, you were the one who wanted to try it!/
"If mother weren't already dead, I'd kill her again for binding me to
you." The Sakurazukamori murmured.
***
Kamui and Fuuma lounged in their apartment, each pretending to do
school work, but not wanting to admit it to the other.
Finally, Fuuma looked up from his Geometry. "Kamui, did you really
ask Subaru-san to tell you about sex?"
Kamui shrugged and put down his pencil. All he had been doing really
was writing "Kamui heart Subaru" in his notebook. "I thought maybe
he'd take a hint and figure out what I wanted."
"How could you have a crush on that guy? He's lamer than an episode
of Wedding Peach!" Fuuma mocked.
"He's not lame! He's shy and sensitive." Kamui defended. "And he's
probably let me be on top!"
"Oi!" Fuuma fell over onto the couch. "Now, Seishirou, he's one hot
mo-fo."
Kamui looked over at his friend, who now hung upside-down on the
couch, his face flushing dark red as his head nearly brushed the
carpet. "I thought I canceled the LoverBoy channel," he mused.
"Anyway!" Fuuma pushed himself back onto the couch. "The two of them
seem too wound up in each other. This totally sucks, you know?"
"Yeah! I mean, who's going to teach me about sex now!" Kamui wailed.
Fuuma crossed the room and thumped Kamui on the back of the
head, "Duh, Baka! That's what the Internet's for!"
***
Subaru sat back in his hospital bed. The two overzealous nurses had
finally left, after a sponge bath that left him feeling rather dirty.
He eyed his lunch tray uneasily, not feeling quite hungry, and
especially not hungry enough for hospital food. The only thing that
seemed the slightest bit appealing was the banana in the corner.
He sighed and turned to the phone on the night table beside him.
Might as well take advantage of his relative privacy and call his
sister.
"Subaru!" his sister's voice wailed on the other side of the
phone. "Do you even know what time it is in France?"
"Sorry, Hokuto-chan," he winced at her near shout. "I'm in the
hospital."
"What! Subaru, are you all right?" his sister had gone from irritated-
loud, to panicked-loud.
He cringed again, "I'm fine, the doctors say I have a hair-line
fracture in my hipbone."
"I thought you said you weren't going to put out!" Hokuto accused him.
"I didn't!" he exclaimed.
"Then exactly how did you get hurt there?"
Subaru blushed, remembering Seishirou's lunge that had knocked him
clear out of his chair. "I, er, fell."
He could hear her sighing on the other end of the phone, even with
the long distance connection. "Of course you did. Are you okay,
Subaru? Do you need me to come home to take care of you?"
"N-no! I'm fine, I'll be out of here in a few days. I just need some
rest. There was something I wanted to ask you..."
"Of course, little brother, what is it?"
"H-how, I mean, look, you're the one who gave me the aphrodisiac, so
I mean, you shouldn't be surprised when I ask you..."
"Did you have sex, Subaru?" Hokuto asked softly.
"No, not yet," Subaru coughed and sputtered. "At least, not until....
Anyway, a `friend' of the person I'm interested in told me a few
things that this person would like and I'm not sure if I should do
some of them."
"You mean, showing him some of the goods while holding out for more?"
His sister cheerfully supplied.
"Well, yes. Have you ever heard of this having water in the mouth
while, um, performing oral sex thing?"
He heard giggling on the other side of the line and some loud bangs,
which he deduced must be his sister banging her fist in
amusement. "Subaru, you are so innocent!"
"I know, that's why I'm calling /you/!" Subaru finally snapped,
impatient.
"Subaru! How can you say something like that about your sister!"
Hokuto admonished, "Anyway, I think you should go for it! Show this
guy what you're made of!"
"But, I don't know exactly how." Subaru wailed, for once sounding
incredibly like his older sister.
Hokuto winced, "Well, practice makes perfect!"
"Practice!" Subaru exclaimed, "How can I...hmmm." He eyed the banana on
his lunch tray. "I'll call you back..."
***
Subaru took a sip of water from his glass, held his breath and then
inserted the banana in his mouth. Carefully, he sloshed the water to
once side of his mouth while working the banana with his tongue. What
would Seishirou like? Maybe if he pulled the banana in and out of his
mouth. How about if he sucked on it? He couldn't imagine suction
feeling anything but pleasurable, but he was unsure if he could do it
without swallowing the water.
"I don't think you should eat bananas quite that way, Subaru-kun." A
deep voice said from the corner of the room.
Subaru tried to pull the banana out of his mouth and swallow at the
same time. He began to gag, coughing up the water onto his sheets.
Seishirou crossed the room and began pounding the younger man on the
back, until Subaru could breath easier. He picked the banana up and
smirked, noting it's squishy state. "Hungry, Subaru-kun? You should
know it's impossible to swallow and spit at the same time."
"S-Seishirou-san!" Subaru squeaked, his throat still not completely
recovered from the water. "What are you doing here? Visitor hours are
over!"
"Ah, Subaru-kun," Seishirou leaned over and took Subaru's chin
between the fingers of one hand, the other brushes gently across the
boy's lips. "You captivate me, I cannot go for a moment without
thinking of you. I need you, my beautiful one."
"Seishirou-san, this is hardly the right place for this," Subaru
sputtered. He needed to perfect his blow job technique before he
could actually try it out.
"No, no, Subaru-kun, you misunderstand me. Sumeragi Subaru, will you
marry me?"
Subaru stared dumbfounded at the older man. This was it, exactly what
he had wanted, to subdue the power of the Sakurazukamori. However,
Seishirou had not yet revealed himself as Sakurazukamori. They had
never discussed marriage or anything like that.
Subaru could only conclude one thing.
Seishirou had found The Book.
TBC
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