http://clampfix.fanworks.net/x-fix/all.txt </head><body><pre>All Together Now I've reached the bottom of stupidity...But I couldn't help but do this. This was inspired by me watching The Yellow Submarine over and over this past weekend and the translations for the December Asuka at Krisitn Huntsman's website. It's supposed to be a parody, and shouldn't last too long, but this is another one of those "I just got it in my head" type things. Characters mentioned property of CLAMP, lyrics property of The Beatles (Esp. John Lennon, I think). Contains really really mild shounen-ai. [Song starts] One, two, three, four, can I have a little more? [Insert "Tying the Tie Scene" here] Five, six, seven eight nine ten...I love you [Kamui looks up at Subaru and smiles] A, B, C, D, can I bring my friend to tea? [Despite the cheeryness of the song, insert "The Plunging Fist" scene here] E, F, G H I J...I love you -Seishirou: Boku wa.....kimi oh......(how many times will this be in my songfics?)- Bum bum bum bum bum ba-bum Sail the ship [Insert "Tying the Tie Scene" again] Bum ba-bum Chop the tree [Random scene of Kusanagi cutting down a tree (eh?)] Bum ba-bum Skip the rope [Scene of Yuzuriha skipping rope] Bum ba-bum Look at meeeeeeee!!! All together now.... [Shot to Kamui] All together now! -Kamui: SUBARU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- All together now... -Kamui: SUBARU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- All together now! All together now... -Kamui: **between sobs** Su.....ba......ru!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- All together now! [Shot of Tokyo from Mt. Fuji] -Echoing voice: SUBARUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- All together now... All together now! [Shot of New York City] -Same echoing voice: Subaru!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- Black, white, green, red, can I take my friend to bed? [Shot of Subaru pulling an innocent Kamui into a bedroom, closing the door behind them] Pink, brown, yellow orange and blue, I love you... -Voice from inside the bedroom: SUBARU!!!!- All together now... [Shot of the Dragons of Heaven excluding Kamui and Subaru] All together now! -DoH: SUBARU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- All together now... [Shot to the Dragons of Earth excluding Seishirou] All together now! -DoE: SUBARU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- All together now... [Shot of the DoH and DoE together, exlcuding the other three] All together now! -DoH /and/ DoE: SUBARU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- All together now... [Shot to a group of about 1,000 Japanese natives] Altogether now! -Together: SUBARU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- All together now... [Shot to a group of India natives] All together now! -Together in accent: SUBARU!!!!!!!!!!- All together now... [Shot to a group of Muslims] All together now! -Together in accent: SUBARU!!!!!!!!!!!!!- All together now... [Shot to a group of Jewish people] All together now! -Together (also in accent ^.^): SUBARU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- All together now... [Shot to these four groups of people together] All together now! -Together (loud, really loud): SUBARUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- Bum bum bum bum ba-bum Sail the ship [Re-insert "Tying the Tie Scene"] Bum ba-bum Chop the tree [Subaru moves in to kiss Kamui] Bum ba-bum Skip the rope Bum ba-bum Look at meeeeeee!!!! [Right before Subaru has the chance to kiss him, he disappears, and we're suddenly back at Rainbow Bridge, Kamui screaming once more] All together now... -Kamui: SUBARU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- All together now! [Shot of Luna Sea] -Together: SUBARU!!!!!!!!!!!!- All together now... [Shot of Glay] All together now! -Glay: SUBARU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- All together now... [Shot of Gackt] All together now! -Gackt: SUBARU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- All together now... [Shot of the cast of Tenchi Muyo!] All together now! -Cast: TENCHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- All together now... [Various celebrities and famous people show up yelling that famous name, including Bill Clinton, Al Gore, George W. Bush, Jackie Chan, 3 Doors Down, the cast of Gundam Wing (except Duo accidentally yells "HEEEEEEROOO!!!!!!!!"), the cast of Pokemon, and the cast of South Park] [Shot of everyone who appeared in the video standing together] -Together: ALL TO-GETH-ER NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- [They applaud as the song finishes] **Shrugs** Sorry, now I'll leave you alone...I really couldn't resist......</pre><p><a href="./">Back</a></p><p><a href=http://www.dreamhost.com/donate.cgi?id=216><img border=0 alt="Donate towards our web hosting bill!" src=https://secure.newdream.net/donate1.gif></a></p></body></html>