http://clampfix.fanworks.net/x-fix/aunties.txt </head><body><pre>hullo, okay, this must be one of the biggie all time hits (but no Marianne Rosenberg or Blümchen.) this so not my idea, but from a german gay comic, paul & konrad written and drawn by ralf konig. thank the man. have fun. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - The Aunties and Technology as from Tokyo Babylon and X by Clamp as from Paul & Konrad by Ralf König rewritten by Malice malice@bdb.fi Subaru knelt over the edge of the bed and reached for the radio- alarm clock that was sitting on the floor. Subaru was completely nekky for one or other reason, too. "Damn! This thing will drive me nuts one day..." After a whole day of doing something we don't want to know with Fuuma, Seishirou was a little tired from "the day's work" so his eyes were a little crossed as he fell on the bed. Then he turned his head that he was looking at Subaru's bare rear as the young man was still crouching over the edge of the bed. "What?" "I want to set the alarm timing right but these neotechnological seem to acquire a basic course of information technology.. ..'the timed hour 1 or 2 will show up on the adjacent screen (18) and the check-out time of the alarm time will appear.' But I can't see anything on the screen! Waitaminnit... button 1... on-off... now what? damn." Seishirou hadn't really been paying attention, since he was staring at his nekky boyfriend, feeling ah-not-that-tired-anymore. "Your body is really beautiful, did you know that?" "I frankly worship the old-fashioned loud alarm clocks. I think I'm getting the old thing from the basement..." Seishirou lifted his right index finger to his lips and licked it a little. He relaxed on the pillows and lifted his hand lazily, placing it over Subaru's rear, letting the hand move languidly as the finger slid in between the buttocks. "I think this machine is meant for the masturbation of some techology freaks! As if you couldn't do it easier.." Seishirou kept on teasing Subaru, wondering how long his lover would keep on _pretending_. "Why doesn't it show anything? I don't understand this! Hey... "Depending if you want to set the timing 1 or 2, press button alarm 1 or.." Subaru lifted his head up and looked over his shoulder rather meekly. "You do know that it is scientifically proved that a person's ability to concentrate is crucially diminished when someone is sticking a finger into his bottom." Seishirou smiled evilly. "But that's only what you want. I know you, honey... you're not pushing yourself on me for that radio alarm.." Subaru crouched over again. "Oh yeah?" "No", Seishirou said, and sat up, coming up to kiss the end of Subaru's spine. "Sei-shi-rou!" Subaru sat up quikly. "You know, I'm supposed to be up tomorrow by six thirty, so that's why this damned alarm clock is so important to me!" Seishirou sighed and looked down at the alarm clock on the floor with Subaru. "So. Where's the problem?" "..here. 'push the the buttom bottom row 2 and taste hour (2), until the desired hour of alarm is showed on the adjacent screen (18).'" "So?" -_-;;;; "It doesn't have an adjacent screen", Subaru replied. "You have to put it on first", Seishirou said matter-of-factly and pushed a button. It said "click." "What..? Was that it?" Subaru asked. "When did you want to get up?" "Six thirty." *clack clack clack* Subaru sat up, rather flustered. "Well, it wasn't that difficult after all." "So how about that computer course?" Seishirou asked with a gentle tone. "Everything is always so.. indistinct in the user's guides", Subaru said, going under the bed cover with his lower lip pouting. Seishirou went back to his side, but looked at Subaru with a knowing smile. "You want to have sex." "I mean.. why don't they write the things so that you *understand* what it's saying? It's not that hard, in theory." Subaru had the adorable pout on his lower lip even now. Seishirou leaned over to Subaru's ear and kissed it. "You want to get me inside of you..." he whispered, his breath warm and teasing in Subaru's ear. "Alright. So you want to have sex. That's alright with me, but let's do it now since I have to leave so early tomorrow and.." Subaru became suddenly very nervous and the pout of his lower lip disappeared - a shame, it had been really cute. "*I* want to have sex? You want to have sex! What do you mean *me*?" Seishirou said innocently/accusingly, drawing back on his own pillow. "Well, okay, you don't want to have sex. So then stop annoying me and turn off the light", Subaru said, blushing for some reason. He tried to his his reddening face under the cover. "What do you mean? I want to have sex all the time! No problem. All the time. You just have to say it. Say it already: 'fuck me.'" Subaru muttered something under the cover. "Pardon, I didn't hear you?" Subaru lifted his head and looked into far distance. "Alright, fuck me", Subaru said meekly, not wanting to know that his face was reddening to crimson or worse. Seishirou smiled and ruffled Subaru's soft hair gently. "There you go, that was so clear and simple. Why do you have to be so complicated all the time? I'll go get the lube, you go and crouch over the radio already." "Mrrrr.." *pout* *blush* - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - cutesy-cute ^___^ i luv it... Maija [ malice@bdb.fi ] [ http://malice.greywolves.org ] "Go on, prove me wrong. Destroy the fabric of the universe. See if I care." -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)</pre><p><a href="./">Back</a></p><p><a href=http://www.dreamhost.com/donate.cgi?id=216><img border=0 alt="Donate towards our web hosting bill!" src=https://secure.newdream.net/donate1.gif></a></p></body></html>