http://clampfix.fanworks.net/x-fix/beware.txt </head><body><pre>Hi! I'm called P.Rico ^_^x. There's the introduction, now here's the fic ^^. DISCLAIMER: X and it's characters are property of the almighty CLAMP. No money is being made off this fic. WARNINGS: OOC-ness and insanity ^^. ***************** Subaru and Seishirou faced off against each other as they had in numerous other fanfics. Little did they know, that this time would be very different. "Subaru-kun, you're so cute," Seishirou said as he took a puff of his cigarette. "You keep saying that," muttered Subaru with a slight blush. "But it's true," Seishirou replied. *Thock, thock, thock, thock, thock* "Hey," Subaru said, looking toward the tree. "What's that noise?" "Don't worry about it," Seishirou said, waving the whole issue off. Subaru nodded and pulled out some ofuda wards. "I have come to realize my wish." *Thock, thock, thock, thock, thock* Subaru turned toward the tree again. "It's coming from your sakura." "Just ignore it," Seishirou said. "The tree make funny noises sometimes. It might be having trouble digesting my last victim." *Thock, thock, thock, thock, thock* "Actually, I think somebody's trying to cut down your tree." Seishirou laughed. "No puny axe can harm my sakura." Suddenly, the sound of a motor starting could be heard quickly followed by a loud whirring sound. "What about a chainsaw?" "Huh?" There was a loud crack and the tree fell over, almost hitting the two men. "MY TREE!!" Seishirou cried. "Who would do such a thing?" Subaru's head snapped up as he heard sinister laughter disappearing into the night. ****************** Beware the night!!!!! Insanity by P.Rico ****************** Kamui looked up as the young onmyouji walked into the room where most of the Ten no Ryuu were gathered. "Subaru, how did the battle go?" he asked. "Um," Subaru began. "It had to be delayed." "Delayed?" Aoki repeated. "Yeah. Somebody cut down Seishirou's tree." Kamui, and everybody else, blinked in confusion. "Eh?" --- "My tree, my poor tree," Seishirou kept repeating. "It was probably one of the Ten no Ryuu," Yuuto mused. "Only they would profit from putting Seishirou out of action." "Them, and the other people he's been ordered to assassinate," Fuuma pointed out. "Point," Yuuto replied. He looked up at Satsuki who was currently hooked up to Beast. "What does Beast say?" Satsuki pulled off her headgear and jumped down from Beast. "Beast gets nothing. None of the data matched any known subject." "My tree…" --- It was once again nighttime as he walked silently through the hallway, his feet making not a single sound as he glided across the floor. He reached a door and slowly opened it. He quickly looked around the room and spotted his target. With lightning speed, he swept up the object and exited the room. An hour later, he was on the prowl again, holding his masterpiece. He went to another door this time, slowly opening it up a crack and looking in. There she was sleeping in her usual attire, nothing. A sinister smiled crept across his face as he slipped inside. --- An anguished scream rang out. Within an instant, the Chi no Ryuu (with the exception of Kakyou and Nataku) were standing outside of Kanoe's door. "Kanoe, Kanoe," Yuuto said, knocking on the door. "Are you okay?" "Do I sound okay?!" yelled Kanoe through the door. "I've been violated!" There was a collective gasp. "For Kanoe to consider it violation, it must be serious," Satsuki muttered. Yuuto tried the knob. "Kanoe, unlock the door." "No! I can't let you see me like this." Fuuma pushed Yuuto roughly out of the way and promptly blew the door in. "NO!" cried Kanoe. "Don't look!" There was another collective gasp they saw the crying Kanoe kneeling on the floor. "Kanoe is…" Kusanagi gasped out in shock. "Kanoe is…" "Modest," Fuuma finished. Kanoe was now wearing a white housecoat. It was long sleeved, with a high collar, and the hem reached her ankles. The only skin visible was Kanoe's hands, feet, and head. "Oh, the humanity!" Seishirou muttered. "First my sakura and now this!" "I can't get if off!" she cried, clawing at the garment. "Help me, Yuuto." Yuuto smiled. Satsuki glared. But before anything could happen, Nataku came running up to them. "Daddy! Daddy," he said as he latched onto Fuuma. "I can't find my big cloth." Everybody looked from Nataku to Kanoe. "I knew that material looked familiar," Fuuma muttered. --- As soon as Kanoe was comfortably back in her slutty clothes, everybody piled into Kakyou's room for an emergency conference. "Kakyou," Fuuma said in that cool, deep, evil voice of his. "I'm calling an emergency meeting." The room shifted as the young yumemi pulled the others into his dream. Kakyou sat in his usual kimono against an open shoji. "I saw Kanoe's violation in my dream, but could do nothing to stop it," Kakyou said solemnly. "You could have at least warned me!" Kanoe accused. "The future cannot be altered," Kakyou replied. Kanoe was about to say something else, but was silenced by a sharp look from Fuuma. "Kakyou," Fuuma said. "Did you see who did it?" Kakyou shook his head. "Can you see what else he'll do?" "Police," cam Kakyou's reply. "Police?" repeated Fuuma. "Yes, they should be here right about…" *Ding, dong* "…now." "How did the police get pass the security system?" Satsuki asked. "And when did we get a door bell?" added Yuuto. Everybody filed out of Kakyou's dream (and room) and went to 'greet' the new comers. Fuuma was fully prepared to kill the officers for invading their domain. "Is there something I can do for you gentlemen," purred Kanoe as she walked seductively up to the two police. "Where looking for a Shiyuu Kusanagi," replied one of them, completely blowing Kanoe off. "I'm Shiyuu," Kusanagi replied, stepping forward. "What seems to be the problem." "This has to do with your relationship with certain under-aged Nekoi Yuzuriha," replied the second officer, also completely blowing Kanoe off. "I'm afraid you'll have to come with us." "I never touched her! I swear!," Kusanagi protested. "Tell it to the judge," said the first officer as they escorted them out. "Hey, 'Kamui'," Seishirou said. "Aren't you going to stop them?" Fuuma thought about it a bit. "Nah! Serves him right for fraternizing with the Ten no Ryuu. Besides, he never fit in well anyway." --- The next night… Satsuki trudged wearily into the darkened room where Beast resided. Yuuto had managed to talk her into a dinner out. It only proved to strengthen her preference for computers over humans. She was still trying to figure out how something so small could be so loud, or smell so much. But she was happy to finally be home with her precious Beast. She jumped up into Beast and immediately noted something was wrong. Beast usually attached itself to her as soon as she was within reaching distance. Now, here she was seated comfortable in the chair, and not a single wire came out to greet her. "What's a matter Beast?" There was no reply. Satsuki began to panic. What had happened to her dear Beast? Or what if it wasn't him? What if it was she? What if she had become as boring as other humans and now Beast didn't like her any more? NO! She would never become like one of them. Somebody must have hacked into Beast and did something to him. "Satsuki-chan," Yuuto called up as he walked into the room. "Seishirou wants to know if you're going to eat your leftovers." "Something's wrong with Beast," Satsuki replied in a slightly panicked voice. "He's not responding to me." Suddenly, Beast began beeping excitedly. "Beast?" Wires shot out from Beast and wrapped themselves around Yuuto snuggly. "AH! Your Beast is attacking me! Get it off! Get it off!!" Yuuto yelled. "Beast let him go," Satsuki ordered. "Don't hurt him." She was about to try pushing buttons when she suddenly recognized the pattern of lights and clicks. It was the same pattern as when Beast was excited to see her. Only Beast seemed more excited that she had ever seen him. "Satsuki-chan!" yelled Yuuto. "He's going to kill me!" "Um…" Satsuki began. "I don't think you have to worry about that." "What?!" "Well…I think Beast may be in love with you." Beast purred. "AHH! Get it off! GET IT OFF!!" --- He smiled sinisterly as he walked once again through the darkened hallways of the Chi no Ryuu's underground base. There was only one more left. Yes, soon his task would be complete. --- The rest of the Chi no Ryuu had gathered for another meeting to discuss the current attacks on their sanity. Yuuto was still shaking after his ordeal with Beast. "Where's Daddy?" asked Nataku. In response, the doors to the room were blown off their hinges and Fuuma stormed in. If looks could kill… "Should we be scared?" Seishirou whispered. Fuuma held up his once cool black trench coat that was now pink. "Who dared to touch THE COAT?" Fuuma demanded, his voice dripping with venom. "S/he did it," everybody said in unison, pointing at each other at random. "No, I didn't!" they once again said in unison to their respective accusers. "Stop that!" ordered Fuuma. "It had to be one of you. Who else could it have been?" --- Hinoto floated up to the slender figure seated on the rock on the dreamscape beach. She landed softly beside them. "So, how long exactly have you been awake?" she asked. Kakyou shrugged. "A little over a week." "And you managed to cause this much havoc in that little time?" She was trying and failing, to suppress a smile. "Why?" "I was bored. Besides I never did like any of them. First off, your sister is a slut, I hope you don't mind me saying." Hinoto nodded in agreement. "Fuuma keeps trying to molest me. Satsuki's just plain freaky. And Yuuto…well, anybody who likes Kanoe has to have problems and I'm sure I don't have to tell you why I hate Seishirou." "What about Nataku?" "I needed something to sew the dress with." "And Shiyuu?" "I didn't want him to feel left out." He paused. "Besides, don't you feel better with him safely away from the young Nekoi?" "You have a point," Hinoto mused. "But where did you learn to sew? Or hack into a computer as sophisticated as Beast?" "I've been walking through people's dreams for nine years non-stop now. You pick up a few thing here and there." Kakyou rose to his feet and stretched. "You do realize you just single handedly altered the future," Hinoto replied, floating up to his eyelevel. "Like I said, I was bored. I'm going to defect, by the way. Do you have any openings?" "Well, all the dragon spots are taken, but we could take you on as an advisor." "I can deal with that. Now, let's discuss benefits…" End insane fic. ****************** Beware the night…and my insane writing (which takes place at night). ===== "Know thyself? If I knew myself, I'd run away." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe</pre><p><a href="./">Back</a></p><p><a href=http://www.dreamhost.com/donate.cgi?id=216><img border=0 alt="Donate towards our web hosting bill!" src=https://secure.newdream.net/donate1.gif></a></p></body></html>