Shinri: Yes, we did another one...
Axrynn: *snicker* It's...
Shinri: Shhh...Let them read.
Sleeping Fuumie
by Shinri Ayase and Axrynn Ayase
Once upon a time (sometime late last decade), in a faraway land (in the
darker side of Tokyo), there lived a man and his wife. The man wasn't just
any man, though - he was the guardian of a temple. More accurately, he was
the guardian of a sword in the temple.
Well anyway, he and his wife longed to have a child. They went to visit
Hokuto, the Fairy-type Queen of Ueno, and her advice was: "Um, have you guys
ever considered sex?"
The couple took the advice, and lo and behold! Nine months later, Saya,
the man's wife, bore a healthy baby boy. There was much rejoicing, for it
was then that Kyougo, the man, had proven that he was not gay.
His parents were so proud of him.
Since his parents worked for the great Prince of Imonoyama, they were
rich. Since they were rich, they had many important friends.
Their important friends included spirits and fairies.
A month after the boy was born, they had a party, a party for the
purpose of saying "Hey! Our son's not gay! He gave us a grandchild!"
So important was this event that they invited the three powerful fairies
who are not really fairies but are called so for the purposes of this fic.
They all walked into the yard, wearing their long, flowing robes which
concealed nothing, mind you. Every stared at them in awe (and lust) as they
approached the baby.
It was interesting how they came to wear this particular type of
clothing for parties.
It all began with Seishirou. You see, he promised Queen Hokuto that he
would seduce her brother in the span of nine years. He failed miserably,
for the boy had a tendency to keel over at the thought of being touched by
the powerful man at all.
As a punishment, the Fairy-type queen ordered him to wear one of the
outfits she had designed every time he was to attend a party.
Kusanagi insisted that he and Yuuto also suffer the punishment, for
beings such as themselves are always grouped into covens of three. He said
that, as a unit, they must suffer the consequence of a team mate's action
in solidarity. Kusanagi was raised by a human named Napoleon Bonaparte.
Therefore, it is logical to assume that when he refers to their coven as a
"unit", he was reliving his childhood.
Yuuto just likes putting on women's clothing.
"Aw...what a cute widdle baby," the blonde fairy said before Seishirou
pushed him out of the way.
"Let's get this over with," he muttered as he sprinkled pretty pink
sakura petals over the baby boy. "I give you," he said thoughtfully, "The
talent for being a sexy bastard!"
Yuuto grinned. "Good call," he said. Kusanagi rolled his eyes. This
always happened - even at Zagato's birthday, this happened. He just knew
what Yuuto was going to give the child.
And boy, was he right.
"I give you...the gift of aphrodisiac-like charm!" the blonde exclaimed
as he sprinkled Fuuma (the baby) with his bishounen sparkles.
"Don't you guys want to give him a kind, caring heart?" the large man
asked. His companions gave him a strange look before keeling over and
laughing.
Sighing, Kusanagi prepared to sprinkle the child with the gift of a
kind, caring heart, when he was rudely interrupted.
Tsuzuku...
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