http://clampfix.fanworks.net/x-fix/fuumie06.txt </head><body><pre>Hi. Um, I know I haven't been around for some time, and there have been soooooo many nice fics out there. And because there are sooooo many fics out there, I really couldn't comment on all of them. But I'm telling you, the fics really are cool. And I'm looking for Suki Dakara Suki fanfiction too. PS: I'll shut up now. PPS: Thanks for the comments on the Romance fic, Jehz. Epeeblade's doing her best. PPPS: I'll really shut up now. And this is the last part, and the last fic I'll be writing for a long time. CET's, you know. Sleeping Fuumie by Shinri Ayase and Axrynn Ayase One month after the birthday fiasco, Fuuma found himself living with his parents and his sister, Kotori. His birthday had come and gone, and the curse did not come true. Yuuto once told him that Kanoe couldn't do anything right, unless she was lying on her back and using her mouth for something else aside from talking. The boy never met the woman, but took the blonde fairy's word for it, anyway. He and his fairy godfathers are no longer wearing the Teletubby outfits. Queen Hokuto forgave them all after Seishirou proposed to Subaru, and after Kamui ran away from home to be with Fuuma. That was another thing. Fuuma nudged Kamui awake. "Today's the day, Kamui..." Kamui gave him a sultry smile. "Today's always the day..." The older boy rolled his eyes. "No, baka, I'm not talking about sex, I'm talking about the wedding." Kamui was up like a thunderbolt, running out of the bedroom, elliciting an astonished squeak from Kotori. Fuuma poked his head out of the room and chuckled cruelly. The wedding was elaborately decorated. Standing by the altar is Queen Hokuto, and her new consort, the former sleeping prince Kakyou (who still looks dead to the world). Seishirou stood right next to them, smiling smugly. On the other side, Yuuto began to hum a tune that sounded vaguely like a funeral march. Kusanagi did not attend. Neither did the pocky princess Yuzuriha. They eloped two weeks prior to the wedding. The girl is presently living in LA as she waits for Kusanagi to come home from "Survivor III". Fuuma and Kamui sat at the pews, groping each other silly, while Kotori sat beside them, holding the shinken and humming obliviously. And then, without warning, Kanoe appeared and pointed a finger at the shades-wearing groom. "How dare you not invite me!" She seemed to be wearing less that what she did seventeen years before. Yuuto blinked. "We _did_ invite you." Seiichiro stepped forward sheepishly. "I really couldn't seem to find you, ma'am." The woman snarled and ignored him (as most fic writers do to poor Aoki-san). "I will have to put a curse on you then, Sakurazuka! I'll turn you into a...a... a penguin!" And with a poof, Seishirou became a Sunshine 60 penguin. Subaru ran to his beloved's side, bumping into Kotori as he made a shortcut, causing Kotori to trip slightly and lop her brother's head off with a sword. Kamui screamed, but nobody payed attention to him. They were all too busy cooing over Subaru and his new pet penguin. "Kawaii," the green-eyed man whispered as he cuddled the squirming penguin. Yuuto, however, noticed that Fuuma's head was no longer attached to his body. "Well, shit," he muttered as he rushed to where the poor amethyst-eyed boy sat crying. As he leaned over the torso, he checked the pulse. "What the fuck? The stupid spell actually worked???" Everybody turned to stare at them, and finally, they realized that Fuuma had been beheaded. "Oh my! Gomen, oniichan," Kotori wailed. Kamui bawled even harder, clutching Fuuma's head in his arms. Again, "Forever Love" began to play in the background. "Calm down!" the penguin spoke. "Somebody just sew his head back on and have Kamui kiss him." But before anyone could touch the head, Kamui had already kissed his lover's still-warm lips. Fuuma's eyes fluttered open. "Fuuma!" Kamui exclaimed happily. "You're alive!" Hokuto snatched the head from Kamui and drew a spiral on the golden-eyed boy's cheek. "Hey, minna! He can't fight back!" Everyone brought out their magic markers... In the end, Subaru still married Seishirou. They are now living happily somewhere in an iceberg floating in the antarctic ocean. Kakyou is still dead to the world, and became Queen Hokuto's new dress-up doll. Kusanagi came home with the million dollars and set up his own pocky business with Yuzuriha. Yuuto took Kanoe home with him and comforted her. Up to this day, they are screwing like weasels in heat. Kotori entered a convent somewhere in Arkham. Her parents are dead, for reasons unknown. Seiichiro married the local courtesan and set up his own book business. What happened to Fuuma and Kamui? Kamui kept Fuuma's head in a fishbowl and only took it out whenever he needed a good blowjob in his seme mode. His body was cryogenically frozen and was only used whenever Kamui goes through his uke mode and his more cruel seme attacks. I guess...They live happily ever after? Maybe? Owari</pre><p><a href="./">Back</a></p><p><a href=http://www.dreamhost.com/donate.cgi?id=216><img border=0 alt="Donate towards our web hosting bill!" src=https://secure.newdream.net/donate1.gif></a></p></body></html>