http://clampfix.fanworks.net/x-fix/idont.txt </head><body><pre>I Don't Wanna Go On With You Like That by Anna Vincent Okay, don't even question where this came from. I have a very wierd collection of songs on my Napster. And, as any repetitive action tends to do, this Elton John song [o.O;;] finally meddled it's way into the part of my brain that controls X. [X][Songfic][Humour] Contains: Mild language, humourous yaoi (I hope it's humourous), and OOC. DISCLAIMER: Lyrics written by Bernie Taupin, music written by Elton John, nothing in this song is owned by me what so ever. X characters property of CLAMP, not me, so, now that we're at a mutual understanding of each other, let's proceed... One more note: This will be written in script manner. I didn't feel like I could...how you say...VERBALLY express myself through this... Spoiler free for you and me! May contain mild language at the characters expense....or um, something likewise.... ---------------------------------- [Scene: All fourteen of the DoE and DoH, dreameseers included, arguing in an office of sorts, arguing over...people....] --I've always said that one's enough to love-- [Shot to Subaru sitting in between the Sakurazukamori and Kamui, the two are arguing viciously over the Sumeragi] Seishirou: I saw him first! Kamui: I don't care, he's MINE! Seishirou: What would he want with an angsty twirp like YOU?! [Subaru blinks and looks at Seishirou] Subaru: What's wrong with angst? [Seishirou facefaults] --Now I hear you bragging one is not enough-- [Shot to Yuuto, Satsuki, and Kanoe] Kanoe: So, this is it?! You cheat on ME, with /HER/?! [Yuuto puffs on his nails and shines them on his jacket] Kanoe: Ugh! I would expect more exquisite taste! Or at least some common sense! If you're gonna cheat on me, by God, then cheat on me with my sister! [/Everyone/ facefaults, all eyes upon Kanoe] Hinoto: Ehhh? --Something tells me your not satisified-- [Yuuto shrugs] --You've got plans to make one of four or five-- Yuuto {grinning}: Believe me, Satsuki isn't the only one... Group: EHHHH??!! [Karen hides] --I guess this kind of thing's just in your blood-- [Shot to Dark Fuuma, gazing deeply upon Kamui, a lustful hunger in his eyes, he licks his lips and runs his fingers upon the blade of the Holy Sword gently.] [Shot to Suoh who is sitting right next to Fuuma.] Suoh: O-kay........ --But you won't catch me carving up my love-- Fuuma: Oh, yes you will... [Suoh swallows hard and begins to sweat.] --I ain't no puzzle piece that needs to fit-- [Shot to Nataku, who is looking all around itself, quite confused by all of the bickering around it.] --If it takes more than me let's call it quits-- [Satsuki bitch slaps Kanoe, who then retaliates, tackles Satsuki to the desk table, and the two fight hastily. Yuuto, though, just watches it in amusement.] --'Cause I don't wanna go on with you like that-- [Shot to Sorata and Arashi, merely sitting next to each other. Arashi is quite calm, but Sorata fiddles with his fingers and bites his lip nervously.] --Don't wanna be a feather in your cap-- [Shot to Seishirou, who has just ripped Kamui's shirt apart, revealing a bat wing and an angel wing] [Subaru gazes at Kamui's body in amazement] Seishirou: Mm hmm...sex-y.... --I just wanna tell you honey I ain't mad-- [Sorata attempts to speak to Arashi, but changes his mind midway] --But I don't wanna go on with you like that-- --It gets so hard sometimes to understand-- [Shot to Seiichirou who's sitting nervously next to Karen, he looks quite confused. Karen, however, is rooting on the fight between Kamui and Seishirou] --This vicious circle's getting out of hand-- [Fuuma sheathes his sword gallantly, and joins in the fight/arguement, now fighting with Subaru and Seishirou over Kamui.] --Don't need an extra eye [Shot to Seishirou] to see-- Seishirou: [to camera] Ehhh? --That the fire [shot to Karen] spreads faster in a breeze [Shot to Aoki]-- [Aoki faints] --And I don't wanna go on with you like that-- [Kamui is now running around the office, half naked, screaming for safety from the three sex craved men behind him] --Don't wanna be a feather in your cap-- [One of the feathers from Kamui's wings fall off into Suoh's cup of tea] [Suoh sighs angrily] --I just wanna tell you honey I ain't mad-- Kamui: SAVE MEEEEEE!!!! [Kamui jumps in Nokoru's arms] [Nokoru blinks] --But I don't wanna go on with you like that-- [Nokoru screams and drops Kamui, who abruptly falls on his bum. Nokoru runs like mad out of the office, and the three men approach Kamui, who is just now standing and rubbing his bum from the painful landing.] --One more set of boots on your welcome mat-- [The three circle Kamui, who has now huddled into himself looking for shelter.] Kamui: Uh...oh.... --You'll just have to quit 'em if you want me back-- [Kanoe slaps Yuuto and leaves] --'Cause I don't wanna go on with you like that-- --Oh if you wanna spread it 'round sister that's just fine-- --But I don't want no second hand feeding me lines-- [Karen tries to revive Aoki] --If you wanna hold someone in the middle of the night-- [She's now becoming desperate] --Call out the guards...-- [She takes him in her arms] --TURN OUT THE LIGHT!-- [And frenches him really..um..pornographically. Naturally, it wakes him up.] --But I don't wanna go on with you like that-- [Actually, it shoots him up (not that way, you hentai's!)] --Don't wanna be a feather in your cap-- [He begins choking, Karen pats him on the back] --Just wanna tell you honey, I ain't mad-- [More madness ensues as a plethora of screams trail to the corner that Kamui has now been forced into.] --But I don't wanna go on with you like that-- [And the madness continues as the song fades] Kamui: No, Subaru! Subaru: Uhh...that was not me, Kamui-kun... Fuuma {grinning}:Yeah...it was me... [Kamui swallows hard] --I don't wanna...-- Kamui: Stop.... please!!! --I don't wanna...-- Kamui: No! Hey, wait! Do that again! Sorata: Ehhhh? --I don't wanna.....go on...with you like that...-- --Oh yeah...-- Kamui: Nooooooooo!!!! ^~~~~~end~~~~~~^ Okay, so I could have done better...but I just wrote this up before I lost the idea...anyhow, part two of Gone to the Glay Concert should be up soon, once I get out of this lazy scheme and get my rear in gear.</pre><p><a href="./">Back</a></p><p><a href=http://www.dreamhost.com/donate.cgi?id=216><img border=0 alt="Donate towards our web hosting bill!" src=https://secure.newdream.net/donate1.gif></a></p></body></html>