Err...and I want to get this out of my head, too.
A Song Number
by Shinri Ayase
Shinri: Alright! Places Everyone!
(A bunch of random CLAMP characters line up in interesting costumes)
Shinri: (grins evilly) Let's hit it!
(Music begins; First few bars of "Too Much" is hummed by the Characters)
(Subaru moves forward, wearing a dress which leaves nothing to the
imagination and just serves to fuel Seishirou-san's hentai mind)
Subaru: Love is blind, as far as the eye can see
Deep and meaningless words to me
(Kamui moves forward, blushing furiously as he was wearing a short white
nightie with big ribbons in his hair)
Kamui: Easy lover, I need a friend
Roads to nowhere, twists and turns, now will this never End?
(Out of Nowhere, Fuuma appears with his shinken, wearing a light blue
medieval gown and begins to fight Kamui, Sakura tries to protect her friends
by using all of her Clow cards, The Magic Knights summon their Mashins, Suu
sprouts her wings, and the Dragons went at each other's throats)
Shinri: Whoa. Now this is what I call a stage production.
Owari
Ehehehehe...The strangeness is maddening...
PS: I know "Too Much" is a very old Spice Girls song, but I like the "blind"
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