http://clampfix.fanworks.net/x-fix/song2.txt </head><body><pre>Aaaaaaaaand yet another song number... (Five of the Dragons of Earth plus Kanoe lounged languidly somewhere in the Diet Building; All of a sudden they hear a voice from the bathroom; Kakyou is jolted awake) Fuuma: Macho, macho man! I wanna be a macho man! (All the Dragons present turn blue; Fuuma eventually dances his way out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a towel) Fuuma: Macho, macho man! I wanna be a macho (He jerks his hips from side to side while belting out "Hey!" and Yuuto sweatdrops; Even Nataku is very much frightened; Beast gets distracted from its calculations; Fuuma starts dancing around again and begins to sing a new song) Fuuma: I'm too sexy for my shades (Pulls off shades) Fuuma: Too sexy for my towel (Yanks off towel and grinds his hips) Fuuma: Too sexy for Kamui... (The Kusanagi advises his comrades to ignore their leader and prevented Satsuki from voicing out her wish for the Sakurazukamori to come back to life and stride in at that very moment to see Fuuma in this state) Meanwhile, in CLAMP Campus... (The Seals crowd around the monitor and watch Fuuma perform; Kamui seems very disturbed indeed) Sorata: Can't blame Beast for losing concentration, though... Yuzuriha: Whoa. Look at them jiggle. Kamui: (mumbling) Ecchi. Sorata: ...We could use this for blackmail, though... (All the Dragons of Heaven grin evilly) Shinri Ayase ^.~ Err...yeah, I know...I'll crawl back to my room, now.</pre><p><a href="./">Back</a></p><p><a href=http://www.dreamhost.com/donate.cgi?id=216><img border=0 alt="Donate towards our web hosting bill!" src=https://secure.newdream.net/donate1.gif></a></p></body></html>