Sora-chan

Sora-chan
by Ara-chan

Disclaimer: The holy oracle X is property of the Holy Goddesses CLAMP and their High Priestess Ohkawa Nanase but the twisted little concept of this story was my idea so hands off or you'll be speaking to my lawyer ... He's the tall well-dressed individual wearing the shades and standing under the sakura tree ^_^ Stan copyright of Eminem and whatever record label he's signed to. Not that he'd give a fuck.

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My tea's gone cold and I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be grey,
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad
It's not so bad

Dear Arashi, I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not have got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin
Sometimes I scribble kanji too sloppy when I jot it
But anyways, what's been up, babe? How's the shrine?
I'm in a temple too, my grandpa's a priest
I got a gold fish, guess what I'ma call it?
I'ma name it Arashi
I heard about your father too, I'm sorry
Subaru killed himself over some bitch who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the End of the World stuff that you did with Kamui-chan
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, babe
I like the sword-fighting you did with the shiki too, that stuff was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this babe
Hit me back, just to chat
Truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Sora-chan

My tea's gone cold and I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be grey,
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad
It's not so bad

Dear Arashi, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's messed up you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me under the Diet Building
You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Stargazer Chuu
That's my grandpa, babe, he's eighty years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you,
For hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty bad, babe, you're like the reason I'ma die
He wants to meet you, babe, he thinks you're pretty fly
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to
Remember when we met in Tokyo, you said if I write you'd write back
See I'm just like you in a way
I never knew my mother neither;
I had to leave her
I can relate to what you're feeling
So when I have a crappy day, I drift away and put your T-shirt on
Cause I don't really got anything else so that stuff helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
Pretending a sword is comin out of my palm is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
My girlfriends are jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But they don't know you like I know you, Arashi, no one does
They don't know what it was like for people like us growin up
You gotta call me, babe, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Sora-chan -- PS
We should be together to

Dear Miss I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
This'll be the last package I ever send your pretty ass
It's been six months and still no word -- I don't deserve it
I know you got my last two letters;
I wrote the kanji perfect
So this is my casette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm on Tokyo Tower now, I'm standin on the ledge
Hey Arashi, I drank a bottle of sake, dare me to walk straight?
You know the movie by CLAMP, "The Destiny War"
About that guy who coulda saved his sister
But didn't, then his Twin Star saw it all, then at the end he killed him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from dyin
Now it's too late, I'm drunk, I'm drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall
I love you, Arashi, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope Hinoto comes and you can't sleep and you scream about it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't live without me
See Arashi, shut up, Gramps! I'm tryin to talk!
Hey Arashi, that's my grandpa screamin at the back
But I didn't slit his throat, I just tied him up, see I ain't like you
Cause if he suffocates he'll suffer more, and then he'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the edge now
Shimatta, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this stuff out?

Dear Sora-chan, I meant to write you sooner but I've been busy
You said your grandfather's a priest, how is he?
Look, I'm really flattered you'd call your gold fish that
And here's an autograph for your grandpa,
I signed it on my bra
I'm sorry I didn't see you under the Diet Building, I must've missed you
Don't think I did that intentionally just to disrespect you
But what's this you said about you like to cut yourself too?
That only happens to me
How messed up are you?
You have some issues, Sora-chan, I think you need counseling
To help yourself from bouncing off the walls when you get down
And what's this about us meant to be together?
That'll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and Stargazer Chuu need each other
But maybe you just need to treat him better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
Before you hurt yourself, I think you'll be doing just fine
If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Sora-chan
Why are you so mad? Try to understand that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do something crazy
I saw this one boy on the news a couple of weeks ago --
He was drunk and jumped off Tokyo Tower
And had an old man strapped to his waist
And in his pocket they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about it, his name was ... It was you
Mou!

OWARI

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Notes: I know it's a complete rip-off of Stan but I couldn't help myself ^^ I love that song so much! Ever since I heard it I've been comparing it to Sorata and Arashi's relationship (Kamui and Keiichi's too). I wrote this in the early hours of the morning and only edited it once after that so I kept a lot of the original lyrics in favour of my poor rhymes. Usually I'm not so bad but I didn't have the strength to think something good out at 2am. The song was toned down 'cause I can't imagine Sorata swearing or Arashi using Kansai slang. Anywayz send c/c to Ara-chan <Arashi@xguyz.gq.nu> -- Keeper of the Pikachu Pokémon & Mokona's Evil Twin ^_^