http://clampfix.fanworks.net/x-fix/stuffed.txt </head><body><pre>Shinri: Um, hi! Things have been busy. I'm actually relieved to have some time for writing. This has been bugging me consciousness for waaaaaaaay to long now. Thanks for those who commented on my last fic, by the way. I was sorta feeling down about it. This fic is written with my sister, and is written in a style I've been dying to try out. The Stuffed Frog By Shinri and Axrynn Ayase Shinri: Ne, Axrynn? Axrynn: Hai? Shinri: I can't sleep. Can we talk? Axrynn: Sure. What do you want to talk about? Shinri: This idea I have. Axrynn: This is gonna turn into another fic, isn't it? Shinri: Well... Axrynn: What's it all about? Shinri: Well, it starts off in a kingdom far away. Axrynn: Once upon a time? Shinri: Yeah. Once upon a time in a kingdom far away, there lived a princess named... Axrynn: Fuuma! Shinri: ^.^ You just read my mind. You continue the story. Axrynn: Okay, so Fuuma wasn't really a princess at first. It's just that he killed his sister, princess Kotori when they were playing Kick the Baby. Shinri: And it was a royal rule that a murdered princess must be replaced by her murderer? Axrynn: Nah, it's just that Saya really wanted a girl. So anyway, on his seventeenth birthday, he received a gift from his favorite uncle, Seishirou. Shinri: It was a sword. Stolen from some guy named Duncan from some Clan whose name I fail to remember. Axrynn: Hai. After scribbling strange writings on the blade so no one would notice that it was that sword, he gave it to Fuuma for hiding. Shinri: So anyway, Fuuma loved that sword because it was the only acknowledgement of his masculinity he had ever received. Axrynn: His best friend Yuuto gave him lingerie once... Shinri: Pink! Axrynn: With little white bows! Shinri: Ahem. So anyway, Fuuma liked playing with his sword. Axrynn: I don't think that sounded right... Shinri: *giggles* The sword with the inscriptions... Axrynn: @.@ you have just corrupted my brain, Aneki. Shinri: So he was playing with the sword Seishirou gave him. *pauses* Oh my... Axrynn: Great. You're turning hentai again. Shinri: Anyway, he played with that thing! And as he was swinging it around randomly, he dropped it in the cold, cold pond. And since I plan to submit this as a waterfic, I think I should dwell on the pond for a while. It was cool and clear and, unfortunately deep. It once killed a hamster on a giraffe's head. Axrynn: That's one deep pond. Shinri: Hai, so deep that it would have been impossible for Fuuma to jump into that pond without killing himself. Axrynn: But, since Fuuma's kinda attached to the sword... Shinri: *snicker* Axrynn: Aneki! Anyway, since he loved it so much, he decided to jump into the pond. Shinri: But then a soft voice said, "No, the water's too deep. I'll get the sword for you." Fuuma looked around, and didn't see anyone. "Down here!" the voice said again. Axrynn: Fuuma looked down and saw...hm. A stuffed frog? Shinri: Yeah! One that looks like a mix between Kermit and Kerokeroppi or something. Axrynn: And since Fuuma is Fuuma, he didn't even care that he was talking to a stuffed frog. "Who are you?" he asked. Shinri: "Kamui," the frog answered. Axrynn: Kamui?! Shinri: *shrugs* Who else could it be? Anyway, Fuuma glared at him and said, "You're stuffed frog. You can't even move, much less swim and get my sword for me." Axrynn: And then Kamui says, "Well you can throw me into the pond. That way, you can relieve your frustration, even if I don't come back with your sword." Shinri: Fuuma considered it a good point, and began to humor the cute widdle doll. "So if you return the sword to me, would you be expecting a reward?" Axrynn: And the frog answered, "Yes. Let me eat on the dinner table with you and sleep on your bed." Shinri: "Am really that hot?" Fuuma asked. Axrynn: The frog would have rolled its eyes if they weren't stuffed. Shinri: So Fuuma picked up the doll and prepared to throw it. "Promise me," the doll reminded the princess." "Fine," Fuuma replied as he threw the doll into the pond." Axrynn: And the princess walked away, laughing sadistically. He didn't expect to see the stuffed frog again, but one year later, on his birthday, his mother brought to him a soggy stuffed frog and a sword. Shinri: The pond had finally washed him up the shore, and one of his loose threads got caught on the hilt of the sword. Axrynn: Queen Saya liked walking by the pond and found the adorable doll by the pond. And since it spoke to her, she began to talk to it and found out about the promise. Shinri: "Fuuma!" the queen admonished her son as he began to back away. "You promised this poor stuffed frog something, and you are going to keep your promise! If you don't, I swear I'll throw the sword back into the pond." Axrynn: The sword glinted in the sunlight, and Fuuma realized he still wanted the sword. So he reluctantly picked the soggy thing up and placed it on the table next to him. Shinri: "Do you even need to eat or sleep?" the princess muttered. Axrynn: "No, but it's fun torturing you," the Kamui replied. Shinri: The days went by, and, to the frog's dismay, he found himself falling for the sadistic bastard. Axrynn: Something about the way the princess kicks a ball straight through a net. It's connected to that thing about big feet. Shinri: Anyway, it hurt Kamui that Fuuma doesn't even look his way. One night, he couldn't stop himself. He began to cry. Axrynn: His tears looked like they were created by a glue gun. Shinri: You do realize you've destroyed the mood. Axrynn: How else could a stuffed animal have tears? Shinri: True. Axrynn: So Fuuma saw him crying. Then what happened? Shinri: He asked why. You know in that Fuuma way of his, like "What the hell are you crying about?!" And then Kamui says, "Do you know..." Axrynn: Why the sakura are pink? Shinri: No, he said, "Do you know why I wanted to stay with you?" Axrynn: That had nothing to do with why he was crying. Shinri: Neither did the sakura. Axrynn: True. Shinri: Well Fuuma was curious. So he asked why. And Kamui answered, "Because you're the only one who could break the spell. You're the one who could make me go back to my true form." Axrynn: And then Fuuma asks, "Then why didn't you tell me in the first place?" Shinri: And then Kamui says, "Because I wanted to know if you can really do it." Axrynn: After which, Fuuma asked, "So how could I turn you back into your true form?" He was growing impatient. The stuffed frog answered quietly. "You'll have to lick me and use me for a pin cushion." Shinri: Yep. Only Fuuma can do that. So Fuuma licks him and sticks pins on him just so he could finally be rid of the embarrassing item on his bed. With a `poof!` the stuffed frog disappeared and became a luscious nekkid bishounen with violet eyes and messy black hair. The boy had intended to leave as soon as the spell had broken, but he had not counted on being nude upon his freedom from the spell. Plus, he had not counted on Fuuma's overactive hormones. Axrynn: Oy vey, you just had to put that in... Shinri: I'm a die hard fan of that kind of stuff in comedy. Axrynn: So they all discovered that the reason why Fuuma's problems were purely out of sexual frustration and Kamui had been his cure. Shinri: Since then, Fuuma had been nicer, and, unfortunately a worse dresser Axrynn: Which could be one of the reasons why Kamui ran off with Seishirou and Subaru so they could form their very own yaoi boy band. Shinri: Regaining his cruel wind, Fuuma later joined them and would occasionally have little escapades with two other popular yaoi boy bands - Weiss and Schwartz. Axrynn: Are you sleepy yet? Shinri: *yawns* I guess I am. Well, Good night, sis. Axrynn: Good night... Shinri and Axrynn: Owari! Owari! Owaaaaariiii! 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