http://clampfix.fanworks.net/x-overs/ccmps-in.txt </head><body><pre> **************************************** Clamp Campus Marriage and Personal Services **************************************** Ladies and Gentleman: Are you bored with the mundane people of the world? Are you looking for something more exciting than watching Beavis and Butthead on a saturday night? Are you looking for a idol more exotic than Demi Moore or John Kennedy Jr.? We at the Clamp Campus Marriage Services are pleased to offer you our services. Here is the selection to make your dreams come true. Gods and godesses of unsurpassed beauty, youth and girls with supernatural powers. No matter what you're looking for, whether is be sublime innocence or seductive maleficence, you can find it in our detailed catalogue. Open these pages, and come into a new world of beauty and magic. *************************************************************************** Buyer's Information: 1. A prospective applicant agrees to complete a application and undergo an interview. 2. No warranty of any kind comes with items in our catalogue. If damage or death occurs as a result of marriage or purchase, the Clamp Campus Marriage Service bears no responsibilites. 3. No refund or exchanges. 4. We accept all major credit card, traverler's checks, and money order. No personal checks, please. 5. Payment in monthly installments may be arranged. ******************************** * * * Presenting * * A New Service from CCMPS * * * * Short-term Lease * * * ******************************** Dear Customers: Perhaps you find that the commitment required by an outright purchase too demanding, or perhaps your financial situation does not allow you to indulge in your desires, or perhaps you simply could not quite make up your mind. Worry no more. For a fraction of the full price, you can lease selected entries in our catalogue for a short term. Need that perfect date for one night to impress your friends at your tenth high school reunion? Need Kujaku's skills to ferret out where your greedy uncle hides his stocks? Or perhaps you're in the mood for a bit of romance, but not the day after. Short-term lease is for you. There is no background check, no interview, no hassle. Just fill out the enclosed application, and your request will be processed as quickly as possible. In a few days, get ready to enjoy. Mimi Zhou, President CCMPS *********************************************** Clamp Campus Marriage and Personal Service Application for Rental and Purchase *********************************************** Agency's note: If you're applying for lease, fill out only sections I and IV. ========================================================= Section I: Personal Information Name: Current Address: Phone Number: Date of Birth: Social Security Number: Occupation: Marital Status: Single Married Divorced Separated ========================================================== Section II: Financial Information Annual Income: Saving Account: Checking Account: Major Credit Cards: Have you ever declared bankruptcy? Please attacth a copy of your last years tax return. ========================================================== Section III: Health Information Please attach the record of a complete physical examination to this section. ========================================================== Section IV: Person you're interested in: (note: use a seperate application for each if you're applying for more than one) Intended Use: (e.g. Marriage, dance, military surveilance) Please tell us a little about yourself: What made you decide to choose this particular person? If you are applying for outright purchase, please tell us what you think you have to offer to this person. =========================================================== </pre><p><a href="./">Back</a></p><p><a href=http://www.dreamhost.com/donate.cgi?id=216><img border=0 alt="Donate towards our web hosting bill!" src=https://secure.newdream.net/donate1.gif></a></p></body></html>