http://clampfix.fanworks.net/x-overs/ccmps-ya.txt </head><body><pre> Ladies and Gentlemen, here is the one you have all been waiting for. We at CCMPS are very please to be able to bring to you this fine specimen of manhood: Yasha-ou, King of the Yasha clan, and the strongest Bushinshou in Tenkai. Agency's Note: Short term lease available. Price varies depending upon length and nature of the exertion involved. Contact CCMPS for details. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Gals, get ready to drool and pant. You are not going to find a better specimen of the male animal than this. The look: The sculpted body, wide of shoulder and narrow of hip, radiating strength in every line. The well muscled chest, a refuge and resting place from the world. Piercing eyes of midnight black, what secrets and longings do they conceal? Gentle and fierce by turn, do you not wish to erase away the pain in their depth? Set below them firm lips and a staight short nose, framed in midnight black hair, the same shade as his eyes. No Hair Club for Men for Yasha-ou, that cascade of black silk will never lose their luster or their thickness. Intelligence: What, you want intelligence too? We present to you a man straight from the garden of Eden, untainted by knowledge or philosophy, and you want intelligence! Know that ignorance is like a rare exotic fruit, touch it and the bloom is gone. Therefore learn to appreciate Yasha's simplicity. You'll find it very restful. Character: Loyal, devote, and passionate. What more could you ask for? Here is a man who will travel to the end of the earth and defeat unsurmontable odds for the one he loves. Lose of his clan and his beloved family had strengthened his character. Unlike many others, you will not find Yasha a coward when it comes to matters of the heart. To win his love is to have love indeed. Pillow Talk: Do not think that Yasha only possesses brute strength. There is tenderness in his heart as well. Curl up with him in front of the fireplace, and let his soothing arms slowly rock you to sleep, or if you have in mind something racier... well, we'll leave that to your imaginations. Martial Abilities: The strongest warlord in Tenkai, Yasha is no less than a force of nature. His war cry is a unstoppable tidal wave, a stroke from Yamato is a juggernaut. Armies tremble and scatter before his splendid anger, and countless are the less fortunate, whose very substance disintegrated before Yasha's powers. Culinary Abilities: Necessity is a demanding teacher. Traveling with Ashura, Yasha could not fail to learn the rudiments of cooking and food gathering. While we would be misleading our clients by saying that Yasha is a master chef, you can still rest assured that Yasha can cook very servicable meals quickly and in vast quantities. For a neighborhood barbecue you'll find Yasha a great asset. Disadvantages: It is no secret that Lord Yasha can sometimes be regrettably hasty and thoughtless. Those of us who had come to know him actually find it quite endearing, since these traits did not stem from any innate evil, but from an open and passionate heart. Nevertheless, we feel that the interested clients should be warned, so that they are prepared to deal with any unexpected actions on Lord Yasha's part. Surely with proper guidance and deft manipulation, Yasha-ou maybe cured of his regrettable tendencies. However, Yasha-ou is not recommended for households with children under ten or living in wooded areas. We regret to say that Lord Yasha tends to be overly permissive toward children, and is not a good influence on the young and the impressionable. He also has a penchant for cutting down trees in moments of anger, thus reducing once beautiful woodlands to a sea of stumps. Therefore, if you value your beautiful wooded habitat, consider well before you place an offer for Lord Yasha. </pre><p><a href="./">Back</a></p><p><a href=http://www.dreamhost.com/donate.cgi?id=216><img border=0 alt="Donate towards our web hosting bill!" src=https://secure.newdream.net/donate1.gif></a></p></body></html>