http://clampfix.fanworks.net/x-overs/dinner03.txt </head><body><pre>::peer:: Looks like no one's here yet! Haha! No one will see this, then! Disclaimer: I own nothing except for Uke and Potchi. Don't sue. I have no money, so it'll be pointless. Warning: I just watched Daria. After my cousin forced me to listen to Britney, after hours of staring at Ran Fujimiya wearing the "I'm a Slave 4 U" outfit. In short, this won't be pretty. Dinner With Clow Reed And Seishirou by Shinri Ayase, with Axrynn Ayase's support "So...how do we turn him back?" There was silence. Watari shifted uncomfortably. "I could probably figure out an antidote. But I need a sample of the chemical. I don't know which potion Sakurazuka-san grabbed exactly, so..." They all looked at Tatsumi's bowl. It had been wiped clean. Seishirou whistled "Yume no Naka e" under his breath while hiding a small piece of cloth behind him. Everyone sweatdropped. "Waaaaaaaaaah! Tatsumi-chan's a tree forever!" As Hisoka tried to comfort the wailing shinigami that was his partner, Clow Reed cleared his throat. "I could turn him back." All eyes (save for Seishirou; he busied himself by clearing the table) turned to look at the great magician. Clow was smiling sweetly. "But first, you have to do me a favor..." ***** Subaru stopped singing and blinked. He forgot the next line of the song. Oh well, he was too drunk to care... "I wisshhh you look at me what maaaaay! You're really quite nisssche when you fell down the miine! You fell on my door,then many birdsh flew 'way..." he belted out.(1) He undid another button of his shirt. Somewhere in the back of his mind, he can hear someone screaming at him that he's almost naked in front of fifty plus people. He ignored it, and kept on singing. In table number one, a Water Master yells at him to take it all off, much to the chagrin of a dark-haired waiter and to the amusement of a golden-eyed Kamui... ***** They walked the streets of Tokyo inconspicuously. Well, at least as inconspicuously as a group which includes lots of mouth-watering bishounen, a pretty girl, an extremely cute owl and a maple tree bonzai can be. They were trying to be inconspicuous even as they are screaming "Uke!" randomly. Somewhere in the distance, Kamui cringed guiltily. "Someone's mocking me," he thought as he clutched the Love Mode (2) manga he borrowed from Keiichi (who would have figured?). "This is hopeless!" Terazuma muttered. They've searched everywhere in the Meifu already, and now, even as they've almost finished combing the general Tokyo Area, there was still no sign of the kawaii moon guardian. Seishirou sighed. "And I _was_ growing fond of the thing," he said. He looked at Clow Reed. "Can't you make him a double? Some sort of opposite that will be able to sniff him out because his or her power is the exact opposite? You know, use the principle of magnetism?" Clow thought about it, shrugged, snapped and made a *poof*! A tiny creature with dragonfly wings and silver-gold hair in pigtails stood before them, blinking. She wore a dress which looks suspiciously like a large star. After studying all the people around her, stretched, and giggled. "Hi!" it said cheerfully. She looked at Clow Reed expectantly. "What's my name?" it chirped. The great magician looked at Seishirou. "Seishirou, you name it. You do so have a talent for naming things." "Potchi," the former assassin said promptly. It tilted its head, and then happily agreed...after which it glomped the nearest thing to it...Watari. "Come on, let's find my brother!" it squealed into his ear as she dug into his apparently candy-filled pockets. The shinigami grinned sheepishly as Tsuzuki gave him the "you had candy?" betrayed stare. ***** By the time Subaru was on his fifth song, people weren't listening anymore. They just watched him flex his abs as he danced to "Quit Playin' Games With My Heart". He wasn't wearing his shirt anymore, his pants were unzipped, he had thrown his shoes at the audience, his socks ended up with Yuuto and he ran his fingers down his torso as if he were competing with KareKano's Asaba for "dirtiest act in public". Yukito watched everything with smiling fascination. It made Touya feel nervous. "Um, Yuki? Maybe we should be taking..." he looked at the dragonfly-boy. "Err...what's you name?" The boy blinked in confusion and said, "Uke." "Uke???" the Kinomoto screeched. It was just then that he heard a soft "Daddy, daddy, I want him to be my brother!" Touya turned around and saw a boy around 17 being trailed by a pale-haired...was it guy or girl? Anyway, they were coming their way. They stopped in front of the table. The edge of the 17-year-old's lip twitched. In a smooth, "don't argue with me or else i'll kill you voice", he said "Kazuki-chan wants your little dragonfly-winged friend to be her brother. We're taking him." That snapped Yukito out of his viewing pleasure. "What??? No! We found him first! Uke's our baby!" He grabbed Uke and Touya. "Isn't that right, To-ya?" The waiter could only nod weakly. Nataku tugged grabbed Uke's hand. "No, he's not. He's my brother and his name is Manami!" As if that wasn't enough, Subaru starts wailing "Crucify My Love"...while tearing off his shirt. Tsuzuku... I warned you...this is weird... (1)If anyone can guess which song this is, then I commend you... (2)"Love Mode" is about...well, you might as well call it "dating service", but...no. Let's just say there's a guy there labeled as the Number One Uke. 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