http://clampfix.fanworks.net/x-overs/dinner04.txt </head><body><pre>Dedicated to Aria-neesan and Watari-niisan. Disclaimer: These characters don't belong to me. They belong to either CLAMP or themselves. Dinner With Clow Reed and Seishirou 4 (Final Chapter) The last chapter left us with a face-off between a moon guardian's counterpart and a sadistic /Kamui/, a confused moon guardian/slave named Uke, a maple tree bonzai secretary of the En Ma Cho division, a bunch of shinigami walking the streets of Tokyo with a dead but powerful magician, a sun guardian high on pixie sticks and an ex-vet who harbors the power to feed a large bloodthirsty tree, and the new Sakurazukamori's off-key, off-lyric rendition of *shudder* boy band songs. This chapter... It gets worse. ***** Uke watched the two men argue over him. He watched them scream. He watched them shove. He watched as one of them changed form (other people didn't notice. a gorgeous naked man belting his heart out onstage is enough distraction) and lodge a strange-looking arrow into the other man's shoulder. He seriously began to wonder if he should already leave and look for his original masters. A small ki blast barely missed him. He felt a hand on his arm. "C'mon, kid," the man he knew as Touya sighed. "We better find your real parents." Three of the walls exploded as Subaru screamed the chorus of "I Do (Cherish You)". The tiny moon guardian found himself clutching the arm attached to him. He suddenly found himself incredibly frightened. ***** The keening sound of the onmyouji's singing echoed through the night, scaring cats, rats, rabid dogs, muggers, beggars, late-night tourists, an owl, a newly-created sun guardian and a group of shinigami. Only one man can appreciate such a sound. "Maaaa! Subaru-kun really has a kawaii voice!" The shinigami medic nervously stroked the downy feathers of his beloved pet, wondering if he should suggest that the former Sakurazukamori should invest on ear check-ups. He decided against it. He looked down at the sun guardian who was still latched tightly to his waist. "Anou...Potchi-chan," he said. "Where to next?" "Where the scary sound is coming from," the star-clad guardian whimpered. "Don't make me go there, onegai!" The great Clow Reed cut in. "I'll give you candy if you lead us there." "Yatta!" 'she' exclaimed and found herself a new person to glomp on. Somewhere behind them, Watari could hear Tsuzuki's exclamations of "Candy!" and other voices that suggest a number of people attempting to calm down a high-strung bonsai plant. God, he wished this would all end soon. ***** "Ours," the stoic moon guardian said calmly. "We found him first. So he's ours." /Kamui/ smirked. "Not for long." They exchanged another round of blasts while the people around them started to fall into almost certain comatose, either from blows obtained from the fight around them, the heaven Sumeragi Subaru's nudity presents to them, or just Subaru's horrid singing. By then Nataku had gotten bored and had wandered back to the Angels' table. "I want to go home," it said miserably. Yuuto patted its head. "But daddy's still enjoying himself," he pointed out. "Besides, didn't you want a brother?" "But I'm sleepy!" Satsuki merely snorted. "Look, let's just take it home and leave the almighty leader to his fun. You coming, Sumeragi?" Seeing that she was ignored and he kept on singing, she raised an eyebrow at the rest of her so-called comrades. "Well?" They murmured vaguely and stood up. On their way out, they discovered the object of the skirmish and a waiter rooted to their spot in fear of getting hit. "Great place," Kusanagi said uncomfortably as he stuck a generous tip in the waiter's tie. For all the trouble they got the place into, the money was well-deserved. ***** Fifteen minutes later, the group reached their destination. The fight was halted as a shrill screech of "brother-chan!" tore through the air. Potchi latched onto 'her' counterpart. "Uke! The masters have been looking for you." There was a hint of confusion before Seishirou's smooth voice permeated their senses. "Uke-chan, you know better than to make us worry." Before the young moon guardian could say "Master!" Subaru had already glomped on the tall man. "Seishirou-san! You came back! Now fuck me!" The man's golden eyes took on an amused glint before saying to Clow and Shinigami, "You guys go on home. I'll take care of this." Clow smiled and apologized to the people concerned. "Let's...just go home," Hisoka sighed in exasperation. ***** After the somewhat anti-climactic conclusion to their adventures, the characters went on with their lives: Potchi and Uke were eventually allowed to go free. They now run a kink place specializing on sweet edibles. Tatsumi spent the rest of the month as a plant. It took him another three to re-learn human speech. Until then, Terazuma remained his translator. Watari Yutaka refrained from writing any more fiction that may possibly offend the Sakurazukamori. The rest of the En Ma Cho slacked off, because Tatsumi was out of comission. The had to work double time when he got back. Yukito and Touya eventually adopted a "normal" kid. His name is Ascot. He said he's an alien. Fuuma bullied Kamui again, since he got bored. He got Nataku a Fuuma plushie. Seishirou and Subaru got into a weird inter-planar relationship. they broke up when Subaru accused Seishirou of cheating on him with Clow Reed. Clow Reed baked apple pies. Owari <sweatdrop> Gomen for those of you who wanted action. 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